So here's a story I have for you guys, it's very long and worth the read... When I was just exiting High School me and my twin weren't the best of friends. At the start of High School we did everything together. But towards the end... we started fading, and in 12th grade we were both fighting over a girl and who got to get her and ultimately at the end of 12th grade he got the girl and I wasn't too happy about that. I had been friends with this girl since 3rd grade, when she first moved to our area, and he hadn't taken a liking to her since that year. Basically, you could say I was friendzoned.
Me and my brother looked incredibly alike (We're twins, obviously) and more than once she mistook me for him. (Part 1)
@350, where is part 2 it me
@350, They were together that entire summer. It was absolute torture to see my brother and the girl I'd liked since 3rd grade together, kissing, hugging, cuddling. I even heard them having sex once. I'd never been so depressed and jealous in my life. That entire summer was one giant heartbreak. Near the end of the summer, mid August or so, I decided that I'd get back at my brother. I decided that one day when he was out doing something I would dress like him, talk like him, and invite the girl over for a little "fun." She'd never know the difference. The girl wasn't that attractive to be completely honest... but her personality more than made up for it. To be honest, I don't even know why she wanted to be with him, her interests aligned with mine much more than they did with his, but that's aside the point. (Part 2)
@350, The day finally came when my brother went to hang out with his friends and I quickly invited the girl over. The phone conversation was easy enough, I convinced her to come over without any problem. I was nervous she'd notice something was off when she got to the front door though. She came over, I tried to act as natural as I could and open the door. She said hello and gave me a kiss. I'd been waiting for that kiss for 9 years now and it made me feel ecstatic. She picked up on my extra happiness I guess and said jokingly. "Wow, why are you in such a good mood today?" I invited her to go up to his room and as planned, we started making out and stripping each other's clothes off. (It's starting to get good, trust me) (Part 3)
@350, Then she stopped suddenly and said, "You don't kiss like Michael (my brother), It's you 350, isn't it?" I'm a terrible actor, I couldn't act this one off, I tried to let out a laugh and say something like, "Haha, yeah right, it's me!" and try to go back to whatever we were doing. Instead it came out like, "AHAHA, Yeahhhhhhh hahaaaaaaaa." and not nearly as smooth as I had planned. I didn't really know what I said completely because I could feel myself start to shake and sweat. I was expecting her to be disgusted, tell my brother, and then we'd all hate each other for the rest of our lives. Instead she just told me, "I know you've liked me for some time now. I would be with you but I think your brother is more physically attractive than you." Instead of trying to explain how we're twins, I just stuttered a bit and nodded. She continued, "But I won't tell your brother if we get together this once." (Part 4) (almost to the end guys)
@350, oh god I'm hooked tell me the rest!
@350, And with that once sentence all of my fear was gone. I was back in the game with her. We ended up having sex, it wasn't the best, but it felt great. Even more so because I'd wanted to be with her for quite some time now. We laid there for a bit. Eventually I looked up at the clock only to realize 5 hours had passed, my brother would probably be home any second, I jumped out of bed and told her she needed to get going too but instead she laid there and told me to get back in the bed with her. I got back in and tried to explain to her that my brother would be home soon but instead she looked at me and said with a happy face, "I need something from you first..." (Part 5)
@350, Confused, I replied, "What do you need?" "I need about tree fiddy." It was around this time I realized that this girl was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era. That damned Loch Ness Monster had gotten me again, "Damnit Monstah, I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!" I yelled as she swam away into the distance.
My brother never did figure out what happened to his girlfriend, I never told him about it and he became a bit sad that she stopped seeing him, but hey, that's life. (End)
@350, Holy shjt yes.
@350, yes. Such is life.
@350, but did you give it tree fiddy?! God damn it, no wonder it keeps coming back!
@350, dafuq did i just read
@350, I don't know what I read but I liked it. This feels like something that'd be posted here as a pic. Go ahead.
@350, Fvck you. UGH
@350, SON OF A FVCKING BITCH!!!!!
@CaptainSwordsman, I just shouted the same thing & it made my cat fly up the air, which gave a better ending than the story, so- worth it I guess
@350, dude! I thought this was a serious thing that happened to you! Ass
@350, congrats you win for today
@350, I liked this a lot hahahahahah, please do this again sometime, but under a new name.
@350, if fapped and i came.
@CreamyPie, will do. But I won't do it really often so it will still be unexpected and it won't be *as* annoying but not so spread out that people lose interest.
@350, I was hoping the final post with the punch line wasn't going to get upvoted the most so the surprise wouldn't get ruined but that's okay. hopefully people don't see it and will read the story before they get to the end.
@CreamyPie, do you think doing one part per pic would be better because people would then upvote the final punch line and it would get spoiled or is that too "spammy"?
@350, mmmmmm, probably not the best idea, because it might seem like spam. Plus expanding a story like this individually will give it away (sorta). I like your original way better.
@350, Holy fvck yes that was amazing
@350, Nicely done.
@CreamyPie, okay thanks for the input. I'll be back under a new name in the near future when you'll least expect it!
@350, I was about to change my username to I NeedAboutTreeFiddy. I tried it and it worked, but I like Derek Zoolander better. Nicely done. *Golf Claps*
@Derek Zoolander, I don't wanna pick a username that'll give it away though, it's gotta be a secret until the end.
@350, to be honest, I saw the beginning of the punch line and saw the reply was from you to you so I looked for the beginning before reading the rest. I can't be the only one to do this.
@350, this made my night. Lol
@350, fk yea! Nice job in figuring out that those girls ain't shjt. And good job on getting some!
@350, thanks to your story I'm going to stop writing. I can never produce something as good as that!
@350, LMFAOOO DYING BRO THAT WAS GREAT IM WATCHING SOUTH PARK RIGHT NOW TOO OH MAN
@350, this is going to be in my favorites for the rest of time.
@350, Im adding this pic to my favourites just for that story lmao 😂
@CreamyPie, I fvcking love your comment XD
@350, I. Love. You. Can't stop laughing. At first It made me sad because I was....well...am...in sorta the same situation. Then at the end I laughed so hard. Thank you.
@350, Now I fet it!
@350, now i get it!
@350, little did you know that a year later, this would be the theme of an upload.
@350, hadn't read this in forever, and went back to read it again. Laughed as much as I did the first time XD
So you might have read my comment of my successful life a couples of days or a week ago. My cousin commuted suicide. I am failing algebra one. My friend stole my phone and told my boyfriend to take a hike. Fml. Seriously. Fml.
@sillyfrenchfries, there's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Bad people will eventually get what's coming to them one way or another and everything will turn out okay. You ever need someone to talk to let me know, okay? (I hope that doesn't sound weird, I'm just trying to be helpful and friendly because I've been there before)
@350, I understand what youre saying. My good friend is suicidal. I would hate to lose him. He just wont tall to me.
@sillyfrenchfries, last year literally in the course of one month, my grampa died, I got kicked out of school, and my girlfriend of 3 years dumped me. So I kind of get how you feel..
@sillyfrenchfries, you're failing algebra one?!?
@Princess Zelda, Im only 13 (yes I have read the terms and agreements of this app). Give me a break.
@sillyfrenchfries, well, the boyfriend thing seems like an easy fix by just explaining things, and the suicidal friend, if you can't get through to them directly, just casually make them feel liked, and supported (of course if they're really serious, tell an adult)
But.... Why does he look like an egg?
@Yoosdude, flip him over and he looks like happy senpai with a double chin
This may sound wrong, but everybody is a counselor, I mean, seriously. Even on TV you share all the crap you're going through for attention, not a solution. Stress is an emotion that can easily be avoided if you change your outlook on the crap that's happening and try to think about it less, focus on the positive stuff. For the person above me who had their cousin suicide^ that really sucks but death is innevitable, no matter how someone dies, it'll suck. As for the phone, that's just another stealing douchebag. Both of these relate to society; no matter how hard you try, you can't change it and it won't get better.
I can't tell what the fvck he's doing in the 4th frame
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, I don't know. But he's definitely passing gas in the first frame.
Art is fantastic
@Skrub, the detail is so great! I almost thought that was a real tree!
@The Lone Guppy, so much better than that cgi crap in the latest movie.
Who else is here from the Loch Ness monster pic and is therefore disappointed
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@350, you changed my life....
Aging mutant ninja turtles.
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