Moo moo motherfvcker
@buzz killinton, mooootherfvcker
@buzz killinton, #bestconments
"Relax! You're more likely to get killed by a repost than a cow!"
I didn't know fat cow could swim
@Ye Ol Redneck , it is a little known fact
@Ye Ol Redneck , I didn't know your mom could swim. *apologizes and walks away*
@Empirial77, No need to apologize, my mother is a fat lard, and lard floats
I thought the cow's nose was another person's head for just a second there.
"Try and milk me now. I've udderly destroyed you."
I'd say being in the ocean with sharks significantly alters those odds
"Relax! Your'e more likely to get killed by your EX than a shark!" (I think this phrase would seem more appropriate XD)
More people are killed by cows because they get hungry when they see one, not crap their bathing suits
Assassins Cow: SHARK-dicate