Fun fact for those that don’t know: ducks cannot digest bread so if you give them crackers/crumbs you mess up their insides. Better options are fruits and vegetables such as grapes
@TriangleTesticles, doesn’t sound very fun to me
@TriangleTesticles, so, just to be clear, you're saying that ducks don't like being given bread, and would much rather waddle up to you going "bum bum bum.. got any grapes?" ?
@TriangleTesticles, I feel like parks would have a lot more sick birds puking everywhere if it were that serious.
@TriangleTesticles, I heard bird seeds work too?
@TriangleTesticles, what about lemonade?
@TriangleTesticles, hey got any grapes?
@TriangleTesticles, they'll gobble down some alka-seltzer too.
@AGreasedMonkey, It’s not like something that makes them immediately sick one time. It’s more like smoking cigarettes where you start to see the problems long term
Chicks dig outlaws
*cross-species pedophilia intensifies*