*raises BBQ tongs and gives a few test clicks*
@Lue BreKannt, *slowly stirs the mayonnaise*
@Lue BreKannt, alright gang, let's saddle up
@Pubmarine Shamwich, is that an instrument
@eleven, y’all got me goin now... don’t stop
@Dudeliness, *licks the leftover mayonnaise from the edge of the squeeze bottle*
Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy. It feels great, until you look down and realize you’re gay.
"Whips out meat sceptor"
"Now type everything in Comic Sans"
Damn 9hrs+ to think of a comeback. I'm outta the mood now.
The rubber masturbation shoes MUST STAY ON
You can text in jail!!!??? Wow!!!
Well, they are waterproof...
Some of the best protection money can buy