An actual person took the time and dedication to make a poem about a cat eating Cheetos...
@Cowpoop, It was Chester Cheetah.
@fettman1138, It ain't easy bein cheesy
@Cowpoop, People write poems about all sorts of stuff.
@Cowpoop, and to translate it to two year old language
It's good, but it could've been better
@Petersquatch, But can you crumch the ches
Please stop making these exist
@SqurtieMan, please stop existing
Someone forgot to use spellcheck.