Its the c a m b r i a n e x p l o s i o n .
@TheCoolestBean, it's the fücking Cambrian Explosion
@TheCoolestBean, um, thats called getting knocked up.
@TheCoolestBean, The sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, Is that anything like the Catalina Wine Mixer?
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, it’s the mother fvckin Cambrian Explosion
Wait, if you’re going to cum so hard you usher in another wave of biodiversity....what the hell do you have growing in there?!?!?
@DaSchlappah, there will be a wave of biodiversity up in that puss!
Click her to learn how!
*Eff'n isopods the size of Tonka toys roll out of the Indian Ocean*
I did this 4 times tonight
Be careful you don’t end up with a Post Coital ThunderClap Headache. Google it.... treat yo self
I’ve always been super jealous of guys who could shoot cum across the room
It's been so long since I've have sex that when I rub one out only a puff of dust comes out.
BIG BANG 2
Who tha hell is this bish fvckin? Oh and wash your cunt cause you nasty.