The cool wind lightly kissed my cheeks as I walked through the dark parking lot to the Chinese restaurant. As the small bell played it's song as I walked inside the building I saw her. My cheeks flushed and my hands started to tremble. I kept my cool and walked up to the table, awkwardly pulling out the chair, not quite knowing what to expect. I push out the only words I could manage. "You look beautiful.. More than usual.." The lovely dickbutt smiled lightly, before jizzing all over me and yelling "HURFLHERRUGHRUUUU!"
@Fun Facts 101, This could win an Oscar.
@Jail Bait Betty , I'll direct the movie
@Fun Facts 101, if someone makes a comic of this I will give you an angry hand job in any Red Lobster of your choice
@Fun Facts 101, you made it just like SkyDoesMinecraft's original one... Hilarious xD
@The Silver Shroud, My friends and I like to do stuff like that. Here's an excerpt. "Visine, my schlub," she crooned as she dragged a seductive talon across my spleen. "This…this is my mayonnaise substitute."
Fun fact! KFC started their first business in west Mississippi during the early 60's. Of course, all the names were overly sexual since, at that era, it was cool. The menu consisted of a Kentucky breaded big breast, big battered booty meal, the ecstasy ice tea, and hot-wings three way with mild sauce. And this fact is complete bullshjt like everything else I post and I ran out of crap to say so I'll just post a romantic scene about dickbutt.
@Fun Facts 101, yoo keep posting stupid facts without telling people they're fake; I love them
@Fun Facts 101, it seems you and I must call a truce
@Fun Facts 101, You, I like you. You may continue your existence.
#fact186) David Bleak, an American soldier in Vietnam, killed 5 enemies, 4 of them with his bare hands, during which he was also supplying medical aid to a wounded soldier, and prior to which he had been shot. He broke one of the soldier's neck, crushed the other's windpipe, and crushed the skulls of the other two against each other.
I have ebola. Ebola spaghetti.
@Killa Lady, How? It's saying that the western world doesn't care how many Africans die, but as soon as an American gets ebola we flip sh*t. As horrible as it is, the West doesn't care about Africa. Think about the Rwandan genocide, we knew it was happening, but we didn't care...
@Rick Grimes, but the sad part is that the person who got Ebola in America is actually a black guy who went to study Ebola
@Rick Grimes, Yeah but it is not racially motivated. It is the fact that an American got ebola that everyone is worried about. Not their race or ethnicity. So yes, this post is racist because it is wrongfully calling white people racist. As usual...
@Rick Grimes, wow I was only making reference to the "that's racist" meme, you know the one with the little kid... I'm sorry that I assumed people from a funny pics community would get it. I guess that'll teach me to keep commenting. All I ever do is start arguments.
@Rick Grimes, it's also saying that western society is usually the only ones with determination, resources, and the brains to solve problems such as this, while countries like Africa and the Middle East just bitch and blame their problems on everyone else. Ok, you can stop reading this...this is the point where you downvote me, I'm going to go back to my western university studies for my biochemical engineering future so I can help find cures and other technologies to help the world so when the next white man dies I'll be there to help.
@Killa Lady, well it's always good to put the reference number for the pic at the bottom of the text so people won't get the wrong idea. But yeah, some people also take things too seriously, and even tho I didn't take it seriously, I wouldn't that've known if you were referring it to something, just making some humor about it being racist, being serious or a little bit of both. I just took at it on the humorous side like I always do, but yeah, reference number
@Rick Grimes, Grimy?
Hey guys wanna have a talk about the topic of ebloa? What do you think America should do? I believe we should first cut off planes coming in and out if america, and i know you may not agree with this part, but k¡ll everyone with it. Thats my opinion I'm eager to hear yours😊
@Reggie Rowe, planes coming in and out if Africa*
@Reggie Rowe, I think all travel into and out of the heavily infected areas should be limited to essential and medical personnel only.
@Tricia Takanawa, sounds familiar
And anyone with a fever, no matter where they are travelling internationally to or from, should be isolated for further questioning and/or observation if necessary. I know screening is already being done on a small scale, but it should be done worldwide, in combination with my aforementioned travel restrictions. I look forward to hearing back from you in regards, Mr. WHO Director.
@Reggie Rowe, There is one person with Ebola in America right now. There will be no outbreak in America, it's impossible, all medical professionals are saying that there will not be an outbreak. Stop watching the news, watch the Colbert Report or the Daily Show, they're much more reliable than news networks even though they're on Comedy Central.
@Reggie Rowe, Your are fvcking overreacting.
@CriTiKa1, aren't the doctors still infected with it? And i thought the man had contact with a couple people and one is showing signs
@Reggie Rowe, The guy is quarantined, the doctors where air tight suits when they are treating him. He did come into contact a couple other people before going to the hospital so it is possible that one or two more people MAY have it, but Ebola is not as contagious as you think. It's not airborne, so unless you're licking the blood, snot, urine, or semen of someone with Ebola, your safe.
@CriTiKa1, the final mutation of it is airborne
@Reggie Rowe, even if it is the final mutation, which it's not, the disease cannot spread by air at the current moment.
@Reggie Rowe, and besides two possible vaccines are being tested
@Reggie Rowe, the only way to catch Ebola is through contact with bodily fluid on a mucus membrane of the body. It's pretty much aids only it causes you to melt into a pile of horrible oozy blood and bones. Maybe this is the super aids that butters dad was talking about.
@Reggie Rowe, You seem young, so you probably don't remember all the other epidemics that have happened in the US, oh wait, there hasn't been any. SARS was supposed to be this super disease that was suppose to kill thousands of people, ended up not doing shjt. Swine flu, remember that? Killed a few people, nowhere near the number that news channels were giving.
@CriTiKa1, that is a very valid point, and I am only 15 and in 11th grade
Woah! Are they implying that only white people can cure Ebola? Racist little sh!ts
Fun fact: a recent study has shown that because Ebola is linked to the Black Death, people in Europe are more resistant to it than Africans and Americans. Freedom is no good if you're dead. ( this is a bit too far and I don't actually mean it but I couldn't help myself) feels good to be a Brit :)
@TheReturnMan, more resistant... Not immune.
@Admiral so and so, every little helps
There actually is a cure for ebola...
7 October 2014 #7October2014 #October2014
This is so terrible, yet so true