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@stewipid, do I have cocaine?
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@SirLordKraftDinner, do I have a stepbrother?
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@stewipid, you have the ability to use the 2nd graders as baseball bats
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@SirLordKraftDinner, *long sniiiiiiif then starts throwing arms in windmill* LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED
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@Empshok, do I have Gimli’s axe?
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@SirLordKraftDinner, no only meth
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@SirLordKraftDinner, that all depends on if you have cash for a "loot box" in this game
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@SirLordKraftDinner, cocaine is vitamins for hotel soap
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It depends how they fight. If each one just tries to punch you like a normal fighter then they’d stand no chance, but if they banded together and started grabbing your ankles and arms then they’d probably be able to drag you down and disable you well enough for the 5th graders to actually land good hits. Children are stupid though so it’s hard to tell.
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All of them
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Do I get an audience? I feel like that would really help. Like random people from the street looking to go to watch a free movie only to be presented with me brutalizing kids.
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I think I could take all of them. Every. Single. One.
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If it wasn't for the 5th grader shake up, it would be endless as my hatred for younglings knows no bound, but I fear pre teens
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@Emperor Pengu , okay Anakin
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I don’t know, but I’d sincerely like to find out.
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Step back into a bathroom stall so they’re forced to come one at a time. “Dead! Dead! Dead!”
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I could take all of them until one of them punches me in the balls. And then I could take none of them.
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As a former camp counselor I can say with more confidence than I care to admit to.... all of them. Oh, they have ropes and brooms and stuff... yeah... all of them.
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Are they American 2nd graders? A lot of them are teenagers.
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The streets would run red and ring with my laughter!!!
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How much time in between waves
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As the oldest male of all my brothers and cousins (5 years younger up to 15 years younger) I can assert that I could take out any number of elementary schoolers, it's around 7th grade when I start breaking a sweat.
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As small as, dumber, and less resourceful as rabbids. Bring it on.
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All of them
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Depends on the kids - 10 of my second grader would probably take 10 of you people. Kids got full grown retard strength when he's pissed enouhh.
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Do I have a lightsaber?
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Thousands
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At least 1
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All of them
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I wouldn’t I’d do the smart thing and run maybe steal a bike because no matter how many I could take down there would always be more
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I'm a 12th grader and so you just kick them in the head as they are coming and it becomes endless
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Take as in fight, or take as in eat? I can definitely answer one, but the other is a guessing game.
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That sounds like a lot of exercise,
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Do I havr access to my FBI resources?
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I've seen the movie Cooties. You dead.
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That’s when you whip out the dick and they run away in fear
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Good question, I’m pretty good with a knife, and I do have a lot of anger to work out. Lol
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I thought step brothers solved this
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I'm making it 2 waves at most.
Do I have a baseball bat?