Hopefully my first upload.
This is funnier if you watched skyrim poop. They've got cured penlses big curved penlses
@beetlejoker, I'm jarl bulgrif and I'm ballin'
@beetlejoker, "When I was a young girl in France, all the boys would whisper, Balgruuf oh Balgruuf, show us that sweet PUSSY!"
@beetlejoker, "Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts!"
@beetlejoker, "get your groove on soldier, these men work hard and they play harder"
@Sirius Amory, "Have you been to the cloud district lately? Oh what am I saying, of course you haven't.... I'll have you know there's no PUSEEEEEEEEE!"
@beetlejoker, this is insane, oblivion's being trolled, "dammit manslayer"
@beetlejoker, well bang ok... Sh!t wrong game
@beetlejoker, "no, no, no you wouldn't hurt a pregnant man!"
@beetlejoker, lol Skyrim poop. Gamer pop is awesome even though I dislike the name
@Sirius Amory, Maybe we should include some women?
@Brock Lee, What the hell? I wrote "invite"!
@David Freaking Bowie, "Another wanderer, here to lick my father's balls."
My first upload!!!
@That One Dragonborn, fitting name
@That One Dragonborn, you...I like you. Keep it up.
@That One Dragonborn, more skyrim lics por favor
@That One Dragonborn, *pics
@That One Dragonborn, could you explain it? I get that they carry scimitars which are curved but why did the guard stroke his chin? I feel like I must be missing a panel or something
@Nigel uno, the chin stroking is completely unprovoked and supposed to be funny
@Brock Lee, gotcha I was going to say I hadn't played skyrimin awhile and was concerned it was part of a really awkward dlc
@That One Dragonborn, more Skyrim please.
@That One Dragonborn, Good for you, I need to give you a medal
@That One Dragonborn, thou must continue posting skyrim pics.
@That One Dragonborn, More Skyrim jokes! I love skyrim jokes
I imagined them doing this every time they say that
@That One Dragonborn, excuse me.
@Dragonborn Sif, wot?! 1v1 me bra!
@That One Dragonborn, I'll warn you I have level 100 archery.
@Dragonborn Sif, Bltch please, have you seen Miraak comment lately!?
@That One Dragonborn, nah cause I already took his soul.
@Dragonborn Sif, False! After a long fight against Miraak this happened: Hermaeus Mora: "Did you think to escape me, Miraak? You can hide nothing from me here. No matter. I have found a new Dragonborn to serve me."
Miraak: "May he be rewarded for his service as I am!"
Hermaeus Mora: "Miraak harbored fantasies of rebellion against me. Learn from his example. Serve me faithfully, and you will continue to be richly rewarded" after this dialogue Miraak was then implaled by one of Mora's tentacles and was banished to the planes of Oblivion!
@That One Dragonborn, yes however, I kicked his ass to that point and after being impaled, I absorbed his soul.
@Dragonborn Sif, Good man! I must up vote all your comments then let's go get a drink!
@That One Dragonborn, My favorite drinking buddy, let's go get some Mead!
@Dragonborn Sif, ya know, the Bannered Mare has this Argonian ale, the good kind!
@That One Dragonborn, you've been around longer than I've been commenting.
@I shjt you not, this was back when I was That One Dragonborn, and before that Ezio Audltore, I've been around for a while..
I don't care about that. I've got a real serious situation here. Somebody stole my sweet roll!
Who else plays as an argonian?
Completely unrelated, but Stuckpixel should add memes in comments. Say someone makes a sex joke. Instead of saying "If you know what I mean," they can put that meme there!
@Tumbling Boulders, Why are we not funding this!?
CORRRRRAAA- Ill Leave Now
And then he took an arrow to the knee.
I used to have a curved sword, but I took an arrow to the knee.
Thats for damned sure.
@Alby, thank you
@That One Dragonborn, =)
@I shjt you not, nice, and Rufio was still sleeping, I took that at like 4 this morning because I woke up at 2 and couldn't go back to sleep
@I shjt you not, oh, and what part of Texas?
@I shjt you not, trying to get my sleep schedule back together. And I lived in Dallas most of my life, do live in Dallas or a city around it?
@I shjt you not, I always lived on the south side and then moved to Plano after I moved away from my parents
@I shjt you not, no way, same! I lived there for a few years on my own and that's where I really started streaming, after that, San Fransisco, and now LA. (I wouldn't call spoiling, more like favouritism)
@I shjt you not, hey, it's like having mods in a chat, you gotta have favourites. Also, on Twitter and Instagram it's impossible to reply to everyone, on here you're the one who talks to me most so, yeah. Do you know the In and Out Burger next to the rooms to go? I used to eat there all the time.
@I shjt you not, I know just how to get around, get groceries, go to the gym, I really should've gone out more... Zenna, that's the Thai place right?
@I shjt you not, wait, you're telling me the liquor store isn't the only grocery store?!
@I shjt you not, lies!
@I shjt you not, does Trader Joe's count?
@I shjt you not, ok then, be back later then!
@I shjt you not, can't tell me how to live my life, you're not my REAL dad!
@I shjt you not, oh you know I'll be there!
@I shjt you not, NOOOOO, IT'S NOT TRUE, THATS IMPOSSIBLE! 😱
@I shjt you not, I can't believe I'm 28 and I just now find my REAAAAL dad
@I shjt you not, I'm thinking of losing a bit more then staying, and thanks man! I've been trying to at it since I realised I've been a huge nerd for a year and needed to lose a bit
I've got a curved longsword *wink wink, nudge nudge*
We did it guys, jamal stoped commenting!
@Just a raccoon, I think you're a couple years behind