ordering a custom pizza online
No cheese or sauce? The beef was probably perfectly placed but with absolutely NOTHING to hold it in place of course it is gona move, this is your own fault you pizza heathen.
Source: Manager/cook at a pizza restaurant.
@StarShatterer, I get a lot of stupid requests like that at my store
@StarShatterer, same job here mayne. Sometimes people ask for some stupid shiest
@StarShatterer, chef here. I can understand and appreciate. So much stupid.
@TheMonkeyGod, I'm pretty sure they did this as a joke.
@StarShatterer, I genuinely laughed at this picture for a good 5 minutes before I kept going, just imagining the guy who had to make this pizza, trying to keep the need still
@Swanky Quadrilateral, *beef
This is one of the weirder tumblr jokes, its called nonpizza with left beef
Reminds me of the time I ordered one online and I specifically asked for them to sneeze on it, only to be delivered to another Pizza Hut
How could he defile the wonderful food known as pizza?!
For anyone else who eats that, they'll definitely have a beef to pick with the guy who ordered it.
This is why I have trust issues
What pizza place is that? The crust looks good
Who the hell would do this?! It's just dough! That is NOT a pizza!
Why would you spend money on that?
Dafuq was dis guy thinking
Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
@QueenPenelope, just like sex
My cousins did something similar to this when in the Netherlands, they mixed up a few Dutch words and ended up with just pizza dough and sausage
Where did they order this pizza from?
When grandma orders pizza
Beef... Half @ssed
Lol one picture update?
@Magnamon, lol 🔪😲