I just want a virgin girl
That is some horrifying dedication to get laid planning
Are you a virgin suffering from mesothelioma?
That’s a whole lotta hoopla for one krabby patty!
And it only takes 20 to 30 years!
*holds up copy of Fault in Our Stars*
Just like the simulations
A long laid out plan.
That moment when you see an elegant solution to your problems before your very eyes. *sweats nervously*