He likes to know enough to not get involved
That's the type of father I want to be.
@STD Muffin, but you secretly research who the person in question is... And take them out!
@STD Muffin, sad thing is. I'm not a dad but when people tell me things like that. I automatically stop them and say "Less I know the better it will be for you. And wear gloves, burn and bury all evidence."
@STD Muffin, that's the muffin I want to have.
And dad of the year goes to....
@TheCandyManVan, ... Dexter Morgan?
@TheCandyManVan, The Candy Man!
@TheCandyManVan, Darth Vader
I back my kids up. School asked me to reinforce their punishment at home after my kindergartener brutally beat a fourth grader (their words), I laughed at them. Told them flat out that while I couldn't stop them from suspending him, he would have an awesome suspension! The other kid had messed with him for a month straight, sometimes bruising the hell out of him. My kid complained to every adult he could think of, I was sadly unaware until near conclusion. He has ODD, and has frequent behavior issues with adults, so he was ignored. He's a good kid though, just have to know how to deal with him. He finally got enough, and the next time the kid jerked him backwards by his backpack, he threw his arms back and let the pack go. Other kid didn't realize he'd grabbed a cottonmouth by the tail until he was on the ground getting gut kicked. I thought maybe he lost control, assistant principal said every time he started to kick him, he'd ask him if he'd leave him alone now. The answers were no.
@Sarcgasm, Wow...sorry for it being a novel. Seemed related, though you have my sincere apology for the length.
@Sarcgasm, Some of us actually like reading. Apology unnecessary.
@Sarcgasm, so... was there a Cottonmouth snake involved in any of this, or did I misread something?
FOUR BOOBS NEXT PIC! And no Colin didn't say this.
Boobs next pic
@Unofficial Badass, furiously pushes next button, ONWARD!
Plot twist. He was talking about her
Boob radar: HOT
Why a rusty fork?! What's wrong with spoons!
But did she die?
Katie better charge her damn phone
@Ninjanaut, I panicked and thought my phone was running low
Charge your phone
Someone should give that dad a medal
Goverment network: TEL US
That awkward hom my battery is at the same percentage
Who else thought their battery was low for a second
You can tell this is in Canada because of the "TELUS"
Ooooh nooooo! Her phone's about to die.
23 February 2014
Parents should take lessons from this dad. I wish mine did, they wouldnt be buried with Josh now.
My dad would give me the rusty fork. He's great :D.
I want this dad.
Dad of the year
That's so beautiful...
I wish my dad were like this