"Bring him back when he's no longer a disapointment!"
@Hatori, “you said you never want to see your son again?”
You fools, my father is a stealth expert. We’ve been playing hide and seek for 20 years and I still can’t find him.
I know the bottom one but someones gonnanhave to help me out with the top two.
@CocoasBro, blood father and latest rambo
Why the hell would they call him? Call someone who would at least lift a finger for their kids.
Jokes on you I don't have a dad
@StupidPotatoes, how about a sugar daddy?
@seeUpee, sounds like a snacc
@StupidPotatoes, oh, it is indeed a snacc 😏
@seeUpee, gobble gobble
@StupidPotatoes, Ahahaha naughty
@seeUpee, I'll show you naughty.
*Pulls out severely knotted headphones*
It is 2020... everything Bluetooth now... get with the program!
*pulls out Bluetooth enabled vibrator*
@seeUpee, vibrates to the beat of my music
*Turns on heavy dubstep*
@StupidPotatoes, it’s been a while since I find someone else who likes and mentions dubstep...
@seeUpee, dubstep and EDM is my shiiit. Raver for life
Wishful thinking, dads not that capable at working his iPhone then I doubt he can find me
“God damn it Noctobo, how could you let yourself get kidnapped!?!?”
"I have a son?"
"I won't go any higher than $1,000."
J. Jonah Jameson
Who’s George? I don’t know anyone by that name.