Oh shjt dad are you ok dad dad dad fvck I think I just killed dad.
@nuno714, either that, or he's excited about it.
@A pet named Steve, steeeeeve, no
@nuno714, "Alright, FVCK, calm the FVCK down, we've got to hide the body, let's get our fvcking stories straight, alright? I was playing with the Lite-Brite, you were watching spongebob, get me the fvcking shovel and get him in a bag, let's take him our back and bury th- oh, dad you're ok!!! Yay!"
Am I the only one that thinks he's got a giant splinter uo his rear?
@smeckledorfed, Oh Jesus... Ouch
@smeckledorfed, why must you let words escape your terror pit you call a mouth?
@smeckledorfed, well I didn't but now I do so thanks I guess
@smeckledorfed, Most times I debate on whether its worth it to wait for the gif to load (slow internet), but your comment made sure I stayed and waited for it. Thank you good sir
@smeckledorfed, well, actually a slip like that can fvck you up for a long time. My right glute still hurts and it sucks because now I can't deadlift. I have to start all over with baby weight
That was definitely not a running matter
I wonder why the das was rushing in there so fast in the first place. If it was because of the Girl, I don't think she Fell badly.
@A pet named Steve, When a non emergency situation turns into an emergency situation because you're a helicopter parent.
@Dark Legate, I miss Unreal Tournament
Broke my tail bone by falling similarly when my three month old daughter wiggled up over the pillow that was wedging her in place on the couch and fell on the floor. She was fine, I still hurt when the weather changes....
Story time. When I was in the 6-7 grade I was coming up my steps one night and fell and broke my arm. As my arm was broken I couldn't push my self up so i yelled for my dad as he jumped up from the couch he caught his foot on the coffee table and broke 3 toes .
He deserved it. Overprotective parents
Man if this had sound the Peter Griffen "hurt knee" sound would be perfect here haha.
I repeat, children are wonderful little monters
I really wanted that kid to fall one more time at the end, just to make it perfect.