I turned into a dad just reading this
@Reptile Dysfunction, DAD?! I’ve been looking for you for years!
Does the weasel have money??
@megamanx181x, Probably figured he’d weasel his way out of paying...
@megamanx181x, he's a congressman. Of course he does.
@Doctor Krieger, ohhh snap!
I’ve used this as an icebreaker on Tinder.
At least 60-70% of women I’ve used this on needed it to be explained.
Ain’t gon’ get no baby daddy like that. . . . dumb hoes.
“You don’t have to ask me to play songs on the jukebox”
Just saw this joke on a prod video yesterday
If you call soda "pop", we can't be friends.