Half your brain is asleep, the other half is in a constant state of terror.
Dad reflexes man. They come with the jokes
@The Tower Of Pimps, I need to father a child so I start doing better in COD
@The Tower Of Pimps, as a father I can confirm this
@The Tower Of Pimps, no kidding man, my brother took his kids to the Grand Canyon, he is the most unathletic guy you will ever meet. his daughter slipped and almost fell into a crator, he jumped and snagged her just in time. Dad's, they ate amazing creatures
@celtics313131, *are.....gosh damnit.....
@The Tower Of Pimps, Love it.
Dad mode.. activate!
@ThatOtherRussian, soldier 76 alt ready
I need to show my thirteen year old daughter these things more! She's always falling for boys and I'm the one picking her back up. No matter how much I tell her not to, she falls hard! I'm the one comforting her, I'm the one telling her it's going to be okay. I'm the one loading guns while she says: "what's that sound, dad?". And I just ask how is his last name is spelled...
DADDY POWER FVCK YEAAA
Not all heroes wear capes
As a father, I can confirm this.
When you're hitting the snooze button
Ugh im attracted to this. Dads being dads.
Me with my cousins