That first look says "hey..that was pretty fun. I'm gonna do it again >:)"
Dad: I’m just gonna relax here for a sec..
Baby: I wonder how quick I can give myself brain damage.
@A Flying Panda, dad: not today, shît cannon.
Forewarning, it goes on for quite a while. But, the wake boarding one is impressive!
@Bushy Brows,that’s wake surfing
I was talking with a friend who had her 2 year old standing in a shopping cart. The kid leans over and takes a dive straight to the floor. I literally jumped across the cart with my body and caught the kid by her leg, head an inch from the floor. I felt like a hero until I looked up and saw like 30 customers starring at me thinking “what crappy parents”. I wanted to yell I’m not her dad but leaping on the cart hurt so much I just left in shame ( Secretly knowing I was the shjt in that moment)
No baby vomit on me today! Lol
@groundpounder04, that us some super natural sh!t right there
Dad: coordinated, dexterous, and quick.
Child: not so much.
Mom: She got some 'splaining to do.
I think ill put some body pillows on the floor in front if my sons crib... Just in case.
Dad reflexes in Action
How dads just barely avoided jail time for negligence. That's why I refuse to have kids. I wouldn't catch the kid...and no one wants to date me, but that's beside the point.
If you do not upvote this then you deserve to die and burn in Hell
The dad power is strong with this one.
So this is the power of ultra dadstinct...
Next I want the flops
I do not want or have crotch goblins but super dads are kind of hot.
I'm not sure if the cake one was that big of a deal, or if it was actually salvageable anyway after he caught it, but I appreciate the grind.
longest gif ever