Dad powers activate
@Donutfilm, ability to catch things that matter to you go!
@Geo1345, *drops his son.....
Off at daycare*
@Donutfilm, form of a glass of water
He earned that cake
@YUNoJump, immediately afterwards he told that kid he's adopted.
Fishing pole in one hand, his wife's panties in the other
Billy was spared a slap that day since the pimp hand was busy saving a cakes life, if just for a moment.
I think we need a hashtag for this. I'm thinking #dadcatch
@TheHashTagger, or maybe #dadreflexes
@Langenator, I can try that but I'm bad at spelling
@TheHashTagger, Dadcatch is good. Easy to remember
@Langenator, that was my thinking
@Goat Float, ah yes good idea #reverseit
The cake is a lie
Now I'm as moist as that cake
Great now I love something else on this app. More dad saves please
Just see a shining light behind his head
The kids face goes from "oh no I'm gunna be in trouble" to "does that mean im a wizard too?"