*Cain, a maniac* walks into the *Top Spot* pawn shop with a handful of walnuts, and asks what he can get for them. "*A nut for a jar of tuna*" says the woman behind the counter. "*A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita!*" Shouts Cain. She ignores him and goes back to reading the paper. *Acrobats Stab Orca* reads the headline. "*Go deliver a dare, vile dog!*" She exclaims in horror! She lowers her paper and sees something out of the corner of her eye. *Was it a rat I saw?* She wonders to herself. *No, it's Abe Sebastion!* Abe is holding a *wet stew* while reading the price tag on a *test tube butt set*. Abe then remembers he has an appointment with *Dr. Awkward* and promptly leaves the store.
@JerryThePlatypus, that was beautiful. I cried.
@JerryThePlatypus, I nominate this man for Man of the Year.
Repost spelled backwards is Fvck You. Go ahead, try it out.
@69ing Machine, fvck you... Woah!
@69ing Machine, s..s...stoper?
@69ing Machine, uoY kcvF... Hey, it works!
@Your Left Testicle, Fvck you
@69ing Machine, I thought you left funnypics?
@Dyslexic Unicorn, I tried. But the Funnypics lure was Tom great
@Your Left Testicle, tsoper...fvck you
@69ing Machine, stopeR. I guess I'm just not doing it right.
21 September 2014 #21September2014 #September2014
Whenever I think of palindromes, either words or sentences like this, it reminds me of how much I was "palindrome" itself was a palindrome.
Dammit, I just forgot the joke,,ekoj eht togrof tusj I, timmaD
@Night Shift Watcher, tsuj*
@Night Shift Watcher, Oh ho!
@Night Shift Watcher, mind = blown
Someone must have thrown a chair
Dammitimmad dammitimmad ugg
Go hang a salami im a lasagna hog!!
Poop spelled backwarda is poop
Same with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Dam m'I timmad... I don't get it
Same with Tacocat
No, it's damm'it im mad
Dammit I'm mad. Damm'it im mad
Damm'it im mad
@brisa117, don't quote me but I think it changes when u put damn and it together
@brisa117, oh my gosh no it is not. Don't go spreading your satanic propaganda. Have you ever read Harry Potter or literally anything else!? OK I'm done
@brisa117, it can be either way.
@brisa117, its either "Damn It" as two words, or "Dammit" as one
Did you know that it would actually be damm'it im mad
Hi Mad, I'm dad
dam m'I timmad