How drunk was He when the platypus was made?
@The Landshark , about tree fiddy
@The Landshark , He was on acid that day.
As if a deer still couldn't kick the sh!t out of you.
@LetsJustGoExtinct, a kangaroo would mess up a deer pretty hard. Roos know how to box and have raptor knife feet
@The Aussie, yeah but I don't think that it matches a deer's speed
@The Aussie, someone get a deer, someone get a kangaroo, and let's find out. For science!
@eleven, just checked that... deer 43 mph, Kangaroo 44 mph. Faster and more violent.
@TheMonkeyGod, but deers kick with a fvckload more speed, which is what breaks bones. My friend got kicked by a moose (albeit VERY super sized deer) and will have a hoof print in her skull for the rest of her life.
@Sheep Rider, roos can gut people with thier feet. After they kick the crap out of them.
God: make sure we give it two dicks, too
And three vaginas
Fun fact: marsupials do not have pouches to protect their young, they have the pouches so they can throw the baby out if they are chased by a predator.