Ooo, I'll accept that one~~~
@Dexios S Divine, What he said.
You won't have to be Medusa, cause I'm already rock hard
Ok, so not story time, but story time anyways. Flashback to August: I'm in my school's bookstore looking at textbooks when this girl comes up to me. We start talking and it was actually going pretty well – so well in fact that I was late to meet my Orientation group by half an hour. Well, the group came to get me and I got pulled away from talking to her. I realized a few minutes later, I hadn't asked for her number. This plagued me, because rarely if ever do I have a conversation like that go so well. So, I had her name and I went to work trying to find her, and when I did, I couldn't friend her on Facebook. So, I shot her a message and proceeded to friend everyone in this 2000 person class of 2020 Facebook group in hopes of getting a mutual friend. By the time that was all done, I was still kicking myself, but didn't care all that much; I had given up, the girl was gone.
Skip most of a semester of a lot of bullshjt and she friends me right around Thanksgiving. By that point, I was totally off the topic, so I let it slide. Skip to end of winter break: I'm registering for classes and making some Facebook posts about stuff. She's liking these posts and I recall that one of the classes I was in she said she was interested I too. I didn't have many places to go, so I just kind of wondered what would happen if we ended up having classes together. We didn't have classes together, but about a week into classes, I was like, "you know, maybe I could message her again; she never read the first one." Well, my roommate stopped me because as it turned out, his girlfriend actually knew this girl pretty well. So, his girlfriend offered to try and set me up, but like low-key.
The plan was that my roommates girlfriend would go to coffee with the girl and me and my roommate would "happen" to run into them. The plan wasn't that bad, so I said sure, why not. The only day it could be done was on Fridays. The first Friday stared to come up, but the plan was scrapped when my roommates girlfriend found out that the girl was going out of town. So, I wait another week. I was walking out of one of my classes an hour before the designated time, and just had this feeling that it was going to fall through last minute. lol and behold, like five minutes before it was supposed to happen, my roommates girlfriend texts me and says it won't happen because the girl's parent had just gotten into town. I was upset, I had gotten my hopes up, but after a weekend at a church conference, I was good.
I got back from the conference today and I went into library, passing the coffee shop where the meet was supposed to happen. I just kind of wondered to myself "what would happen if I were to go in and see her." Can you guess where this is going? Because as I'm leaving the library like twenty minutes later, I decided to get coffee. I ordered and was waiting by the counter for it when this girl walks up to the register. I took a double take, because, yes, it was her. I tried to think of something to do, but my mind was a whole rumpus-fvck of thoughts and emotions (remember, I hadn't see this girl since August and was still kicking myself over not getting her number then). Well, I didn't do anything, mostly because she was with her parents, but I mean, like what are the odds.
@Dex the Lumberjack, I was expecting tree fiddy
@Dex the Lumberjack, you should have written down your number and given her the recite
@Dex the Lumberjack, dang, long funny pics story, kind of unnecessary but I appreciated it
Don't try this one. Just tried it on my fiancée, and she thought I was calling her fat.
@Neil Dylandy, Way to make me wish I'd taken your comment as an accurate testing of this lines effectiveness, Dick!
Way to make me want to try this line on my gf, Dick!
@JuztAD00d, Way to start the day by mildly annoying your gf, Dick!
Wanna 68? You know, you go down on me and I owe you 1
More like 750,000 lbs of pleasure per square inch.