Which fighter you picking
Thats not dick armour, thats a cage for cock and ball torture
@Guy Fawkes, it looks like it would make me bigger so I pick that
@fallingback09, it also looks like it has an integrated sound. That means it goes down your urethra if you're not familiar.
@NotCaveJohnson, I don’t see the problem here
@Guy Fawkes, it’s a chastity belt for men basically. I wouldn’t call it torture. It’s for subs and the whole like, I own that djck vibe
@Leslie Knope 2020, with the sound on it im going to have to disagree. Without the sound it would be more akin to a chastity belt in my opinion.
@NotCaveJohnson, I do not approve of this
@Guy Fawkes, yeah, I mean...look at the size of that catheter.
@Guy Fawkes, I... I did not see the sound
I got money on the green triangle
@The Common Shaman, me too! It’s the only one I can afford
@The Common Shaman, HEY I'M TRIANGLE MAN! IT'S TRIANGULAR!
I pick the elbow stick. I think it’s a tourniquet. I’ll need it when the psycho who chose to put a nut and bolt in their urethra rips a leg off meat-feet
@Bear Force One, I am positive it is a tourniquet
@Bear Force One, it is a tourniquet. The stick is used by twisting it and it tightens the strap further
Stick beats meat feet, dick beats stick, and meat feet beats dick. Little triangle thing is out of its league.
@No Lollygagging, by what you just explained the triangle is at the heart of it
That thing going through the centre of the dick armour worries me
@RollingInD1ck, it’s so you can pee
@RiffRaff, no, it’s not. It’s a sound. 🙈
@Leslie Knope 2020, no it’s a catheter so you can piss. Some have a sound, that’s a straight clear tubed catheter.
Please venmo me so I can buy an elbow stick, for research. Usernames are the same
Shît! I forgot I had this app!