I swear, google watches me while I sleep...
I'm popular and pretty. The people who put me in the jacket that makes me hug myself say so.
@GrimIock, how are yoy typing this?
@goC4yourself, I'm a giant robot. I downloaded a smartphone into my head.
@GrimIock, YOU READ IT TOO
Story of my life
@Jewish Hulk, must be a great life
Step 1: ???
Step 2: Fail miserably (No profits)
Ugly chick giving "pretty" advice... Seems legit
21 March 2014 #21March2014
YouTube keeps recommending "hot girls don't poop"
Look up this video. It's hilarious
Why would anyone even make that video
"How to get actual friends" *sobs*
Step one: do copious amounts of heroin