I wish to someday reach this level of smartassery
@Guide to Fails, *grants your wish*
@Guide to Fails, I feel you, man. I adore smartasses, and just asses in general
@Guide to Fails, " My goal is to eventually say things that are so sassy and wise, that there is no possible response other than Mm or Mmhm. And if this is a place where we can share our dreams, and I like to think that it is, I hope to someday, to earn a...testify!" -Marshal Eriksen
@Guide to Fails, Reference id: #88739
How the hell can Invisible man get 5 people at the same time!?
@TheLoneMacaroni, The invisible man's family?
@It doesnt exist, I see what you did there
@TheLoneMacaroni, 6* no one is safe...
@TheLoneMacaroni, 6 by my count
@TheLoneMacaroni, well he seems to be strinking a lot, so if he doesn't use protection there could by dozens of them by now...
@TheLoneMacaroni, he has mickey mouse hands *shudders*
@TheLoneMacaroni, not the younglings!!
@TheLoneMacaroni, Mickey's fingers turned invisible...
@buzz killinton, or can you?
@TheLoneMacaroni, there are six of them. Apparently you should stand up.
@TheLoneMacaroni, He's that good. And a also a pedophile, apparently
@TheLoneMacaroni, It stretches.
@TheLoneMacaroni, he has fingers like Mickey
@TheLoneMacaroni, They're little kids!!!!
@TheLoneMacaroni, he's invisible you don't know what his limbs and appendages are like
@TheLoneMacaroni, auctally six
@TheLoneMacaroni, THERE WERE CHILDREN
@Sergeant Sexy, multiple testicles
This may be a repost, but it's a high quality repost!
In the third frame he looked really derpy and I thought this was going in another direction.
If I hear an invisible man family joke I'm going to beat the sh*t outta you
@buzz killinton, wow what a buzz kill.
A poem: Sometimes those we love, will have to go away. The best things in this life, are things that cannot stay. Live for every day, make love in every way, enjoy life how you may, cuz every thing's okay.
She got #rekt
the teacher is standing, she's dumb, and little Johnny our smart ads over here does not want her to be alone her self, DAYUM
Repost from like 3 years ago
12 May 2014 #12May2014
I pissed off my professor on Friday when I followed him and another student back to his office. Every time we passed by a door, I would open it and say to him "Ladies first." Then he starred me down each time until I went first. He beat me at my only silly joke :(
Apply alcohol to the burn area
GET WRECKED M8!!!
I remember this pick
Has anyone else already heard this what feels like millions of times?
The irony of using the your and trying to be smart.
This is a great pic but why would a teacher ever ask who thinks there dumb to kids
why did she ask such a question?
Hey guys! So this is unrelated but can somebody teach me how to play Pokémon? By little brother is really into it and I want to be able to play with him. He's tried to teach me but he's only five so I didn't really understand. My Facebook is haley McGuire so if anyone could message me that would be really cool.
And the panties drop!
Does anyone know how long it takes for a picture to get posted here?
@Umbreon, idk never uploaded anything here.
@Umbreon, Usually, a few days!