"When you left I thought you were never coming home so I panicked"
That's great doggy but I can't believe that a squirrel could do this
@bi polar polar bear, Dog: "What? OH YEAH! That squirrel snuck into the house and shredded the blinds! Yeah. Yeah that's what happened."
@Ironmans Nipples, "No you misunderstand, I HAD to get to it, but the door was in the way!
You know who else saw a squirrel today? THE RED SQUIRREL!
I love how that dog doesn't even care when one of my four dogs did something they would all avoid eye contact and mope around(except the blind one he went about as usual)
But it's okay, I sent him on his merry way :D