Nature is pretty much raping us since pollen is plant semen
@BeatGrimsley, the mucus is trying to say no, but nature won't listen
@BeatGrimsley, but if it's legitimate plant rape, the body has a way to shut that process down.
@BeatGrimsley, actually since plants are weird, pollen is actually plant testicles. I take ap bio so this what I spend my weekends reading about... *sigh
@BeatGrimsley, so does that mean our nostrils are anuses
As someone with allergies, I can confirm that this is exactly what happens.
Open the gate. Sir it's just pollen should we only open the gate a little? Open. The. Gate.
Whoever posted this must be a witch. I sneezed while reading it
Makes me think of Osmosis Jones a little