I'm so dangerous, I sh*t in the sink.
@Ted Mosby Suit Up, I went to disney.com without my parent's permission!
@Ted Mosby Suit Up, shjt*
@Ted Mosby Suit Up, I'm so badass I sh*t in the shower, than stomp it down the drain.
@Ted Mosby Suit Up, I leave the door open!
It's only dangerous for anyone who walks in
@Suck My Unit, ....the house
I master debate with the door unlocked
@Xcalizorz, I won a math debate at school...
@MisterSir, was it a master math debate?
@Xcalizorz, But of course!
@Xcalizorz, *insanity wolf* ...I got nothing.
It's the beard, praise the beard
Yeah I sh*t wit the doe open
25 July 2014 #25July2014
I checked my toilet door when I saw this and it was unlocked, thank you... I mean I'm not on the toilet, I swear.
Bloody hell Austin, how many times am I gunna walk in on you pooping!
So I guess I'm the only one that just leaves the door open
I only go when there is barely any toilet paper left.
So what do you think is worse, a cold toilet seat, or a warm one?
The lock on my door doesn't work
I charge my watch on the the streets cause I'm the