Darn it to heck, Rick.
Babies go into the regular trash can!
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, "you-*erp* you think I give a sh!t about how I trash my garbage? Have a taste of my laser sword NeiGhBoRrR! Haha, who's laughing now b!tch?"
"Oh-oh geez Rick, that-that was our neighbor, what've you done? Now the cops'll be all over us and we'll have to run from the-the law and we'll have to sleep in cardboard boxes made of tin cans and get su-supplies from rats named Steve! I can't be friends with a rat named Steve, Rick! Not again after what happened in the pocket universe! Not again! You hear me Rick? YOU HEAR ME?!?"
"Woah, j-just *erp* just take it easy morty, I'll just reanimate the guy, no big deal. You'd think he'd be greatful for me stepping on the toes of the gods and bending the *erp* universe to my will and all that crap just to save his pathetic little life, but NoOoOoO. It's done morty. Let's go eat some pie."
"Guh... What happened?"
@Prince super Vegeta , this comment deserves more upvotes, taketh mine good sir
@Prince super Vegeta , 10 gazorpazorps out of 10. Top Squanch.
@Prince super Vegeta , *starts slow clap*
@Prince super Vegeta , Best thing I've read all day
Im pickle Rick!!!!
This makes me think of the it's always sunny where they move to the suburbs
MIND YOUR OWN GOD DAMN BUISSNISS
whatever I want m-m-m-morty
He's being pickle rick, killing rats, and blowing stuff up