I wish I could be as cool as that guy!
More like "I'm calling my husband and telling him I found a better man."
Therapist: I'm calling security because I know what you are.
Guy: if you know what I am say it and I will shed my skin and reveal myself.
Therapist: whispers *dickbut*
Guy: I SAID SAY IT AND SAY IT LOUD.
Guy: *laughs and pulls of skin* Close but no cigar.
Therapist: *trembling* So it is you my fears have came true. PEPE.
@Ray213, the plot thickens
"So they can hold you down while I make sweet sugary love with you."
So you want a foursome?
That's an awesome chair to get a BJ on
"I'm a lawyer."
Her words say no but that smile says yes