You're not being as artistic as Boss Ross knows you can be.
@PleaseBelieveMe, damn, that's harsh.
*Bob Ross spawns out of ground and begins to rap* "I'm so glad you can join me today. So I can teach you how to feel some joy when you paint. You're a moody little genius, always so serious. I know, you must be on your blue period. Your work is melancholic. I'm painting happy little trees. Call me Jackson Pollock, because I splatter MC's with the voice that soothes so let's do this. I'll twist you up like you're a Rubik's cubist"
@Glorious Grapefruit, "Don't use that word like you know what it is, you painted 30,000 pictures of bushes and sticks. Does your audience know that you stole your whole show? You just ripped off your teacher and added an afro. My name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. Back to you, Bob."
@Captain Britain, "Well Bob is dropping bombs like this is Guernica. Served twenty years, Air Force, United States of America. My technique will make your mistress weep. Put her to sleep, elbow drop her dreams, I go deep. And I keep it mellow like some cadmium yellow, I'm a bright like titanium white kind of fellow. Don't believe in mistakes unless you step to me. Yo Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat"
@Glorious Grapefruit, "WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!"
@Captain Britain, "EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRYY"
@Glorious Grapefruit, Hey Mr, Grapefruit, I have a few questions to ask you if you dont mind. 😎
@Glorious Grapefruit, dont be scared *makes grapefruiting noises* haha nahh In all legitness the first question is: How far would you go with Tom Hanks?
@Your Grandmas Tits, Y-yes...? *being slightly terrified intensifies*
@Your Grandmas Tits, Well I'm not exactly sure why you're asking me this, (but then again, why would I question Your Grandmas Tits?) so yes let's just say I would go all night *wink wink*
@Glorious Grapefruit, oh dang gettin spicy are we? (; haha well I really wanted to ask you if you would like to join a group chat with groovy folks such as myself, The Handlebar, Taquito Speedo, Solidus, Spikeup12, MurderinMike, Casypup and others. We all love chattin and we really want you to join us! Are you interested? 😎
@Your Grandmas Tits, Why that would be quite splendid! Where might this group chat be "going down" as they say?
@Glorious Grapefruit, on kik! Add me and I'll add you from there! Name's TheMajesticOne
@Your Grandmas Tits, Will do! *salutes you*
BOB ROSS, I SUMMON YOU!!!!
@username3476, I MUST LEARN HOW TO PAINT TREES!!!
@username3476, then you can turn into the Happy Tree you deserve to be you beautiful human
"And we'll just put a little pentagram here but shh, it's our secret."
It's abstract art. GOSH
"There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents. Kind of like you"
Art students never cease to be weird
They used masking tape. Bob is going to be pissed that they didn't feather that fvcker in with gentle motherfvcking fan brush strokes!
Legends never truly die
Excuse me? Have you ever made a circle out of tape? It's fvcking difficult!
Don't forget Full Metal Alchemist and equivalent exchange...
They forgot the squirrel! THEY FORGOT THE SQUIRREL!! Run away!
Obviously thats why they need to summon him
Its not supposed to be a circle, its ART MUTHERFOCKERS!