Comment not related to pic but I'm a lifeguard, and I have seen many fine butts on girls in my day, but this week I saw the mother of all asses. Perfectly firm, perfectly shaped, perfect jiggle when she walked. I wish you were all there to share the experience with me
@iEvenLift, and you did not photograph this memorable time of your life to share with the community? For shame, good sir. For shame.
@iEvenLift, I know that feel bro. All you can do at a time like that is stare in awe with your shades on.
@iEvenLift, I'm also a lifeguard and I've seen a couple of asses that were impeccable that had to be the best high school/college job out there
@iEvenLift, that must have been just so damn satisfying.
@iEvenLift, the way you described it made me feel like I was there
@iEvenLift, As the lifeguard training video has said, "Always keep your eyes on the pool, unless you see a fine a$$ booty."
@iEvenLift, I just hope they aren't to young for you to be looking at their fine asses
@sexyvampireprincess, age is just a number
@TheCandyManVan, tis true
@iEvenLift, I am also a lifeguard, and I actually watch the pool instead of asses.
@iEvenLift, I'm a lifeguard too. I know your feel bro. I've seen MANY MANY fine asses but none that are as magnificent as the one you speak of.
@iEvenLift, I'M A LIFEGUARD TOO! I know that feel, bro.
@iEvenLift, Also a lifeguard, you're lucky because I work neighborhood pools and the girls with amazing butts never come to my pools while I'm working. Pisses me off, man.
@iEvenLift, did you at least get a name our number???
@iEvenLift, is it worth seeing the jiggly people in bikinis but the way you described it i think its worth it.
@abrand, I have a girlfriend good sir.
@Alby, I worked at a pool as well, and if he had, he would have been either written up or fired for sexual harassment. One of the main reasons I quit working there.
@ShadowDarkBlade, eyo, do it on the dl, y'know?
@Alby, yeah, but still, just be careful. Jobs are hard to come by.
@ShadowDarkBlade, meh it was a joke anyway xD
@iEvenLift, working as an amusement park lifeguard has its perks too, fine booty, occasional t!tty, and I get to go to the park for free
@sexyvampireprincess, if her age isn't on a clock then she's ready for the cok.
@Biffle The Bandit, so 66 is the right age ok
@sexyvampireprincess, wait what
@Biffle The Bandit, 66 isn't on the clock so that mean the people who are 66and older are ready for the cock
@sexyvampireprincess, 13 isn't either.
@iEvenLift, lifeguard life, man. Watch the asses flow
@ShadowDarkBlade, no, I've pulled a few numbers over the years
And on that day Casper's soul was ravaged by hellhounds and he finally got out of limbo...
Not related but my heart surgery went well and now I'm fine
@lying adult, based on your name I feel bad for you
@Tiny Tina, PFF you feel bad he didn't get surgery?
@Biffle The Bandit, I.... I don't know anymore, *contemplates life*
That kid is a bich magnet
It's like fighting the royal rat vanguard again.
@MIster Wonderful, That was not a fun day.
That's why I never fat roll.
What happens when you punch a wild dog in minecraft
Artorias is not gonna be happy...
This reminds me of the stupid radiated animals they switched the zombies for in Rust.
That child... They forgot to PRAISE THE SUN!
Sif's pups must have been pissed about what you did to their only parent.
this totally makes me want to play resident evil right now
This is what happens when you try to run past all the enemies!
24 July 2014 #24July2014
Anyone else think this looks like a pack of smile dogs attacking a victim? No? Just me? That's what I get for reading creepypastas.
How could a person dislike this
But did he die?