I often cuddle with people I've just met
@Fackinloaded, I often cuddle people who haven't met me.
@Fackinloaded, same. Really made my first day as a teacher an eventful one
@TheGoogler, fbi please move over you’re hogging the blankets
@TheBigJ, Kirby's callin' the police!
Until you can't remember their name, then it's the opposite of comfortable.
You had me at nap.
*tears off clothes to reveal pajamas*
@crazysheep, You had me at tears off
*tears off pajamas to reveal dicky wicky*
"Oh boy, time for a sucky wucky, OwO"
I don't know about you folks but one of the worst night's sleep I ever had was sleeping for the first time with someone I had been dating.
Granted, I spent the whole night with blue balls because they were exhausted and that's okay, but it can make it very *hard* to sleep.
The comment said “scientifically” so obviously it’s true
Whoops, how did that slip in there.. no, it's not rape, as I didn't consent either.. it was an accident.
(Not a great defence case)
Or if you're looking for an easy way to make someone trust you so you can take advantage of them later.
You guys are receiving physical affection???
And you can give her the ole’ stiffy in the back to see if she’s interested.....
Which will lead to cuddling, dry humping then insertion
But it wouldn’t be real “trust”. Just some fake, induced trust.