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@Praetor, I'd say number 9 actually has his priorities in line.
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@Praetor, stop the subjugation of men as a race!
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@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, nah 14, and 16 are straight on
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@Earthman , bros before hoes
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@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, hell yeah
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@Praetor, Uhm...no, this is the beta mindset. A logical thinking person could easily assume these meanings on the spot. I think you are looking for the phrase "literal interpretation" which doesn't work in everyday practice.
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@Praetor, so if I straddled you on a bed without explicitly saying "fvck me," you wouldn't understand my intentions???
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@personalititties, if you were my teacher, who was already in a committed relationship? I can't say I'd jump to any conclusions.
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@personalititties, not to mention I've had a lot of friends get on top of me without meaning anything by it.... They usually explicitly said that they weren't trying to do anything afterwards....
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@Joker420, not really... I mean I actually do a lot of these things without meaning anything by them... My hands are frequently cold (in fact I would love a man who would give up his gloves for me), I don't expect random strangers to parade me around town when I ask for directions no matter how cute they may be, a lot of people do actually offer drinks to people who have walked them home... These are all logical thought processes based on past experiences and knowledge about people.... What you are looking for is actually abstract thought which is thinking past the normal meaning of things
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@Praetor, I'd like to know what she is wearing... or not wearing
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Moral of the post: guys are clueless, women aren't clear with their expectations... lesson from the post: everyone is an idiot in their own ways.
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Most of these scenarios are funny but I applaud the fellows. You never know what is implied and what isn't. Consent should be loud and clear. My fiancé and I just say what we want. That way there's no mistaking it. Not even a SJW, just saying, be careful folks. People will cry rape before you know it.
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@ShayMuddafzckinDavis, Yeah especially on number 13 that seems like a strange scenario I think he did the right thing
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@ShayMuddafzckinDavis, Take Furries for example: when they want some luvvin' they just bend over in front of you and raise their tails. Loud and clear!
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@Scaly man fish, Nah, he shoulda banged her then sued her for statutory rape, it's a double win.
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YOU'RE BLOWING IT.
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@Leonz454, Ya but the girls arnt.
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@Dragonborn Sif, heheheheheheheheh UP TOP *puts hand up for high five*
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@Leonz454, *high five of victory*
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@Leonz454, nobody's blowing it, that's the problem.
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@Leonz454, BLOWING IT GARY!
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I had two older sisters who have tried to educate me on what a girl means when she does or says something she perceives as obvious. I guess it makes me a tiny bit better off, but generally girls, understand we often are about as perceptive to what's going on as Hellen Keller falling out of a plane. If you really want something you're best bet with a clueless guy is just say it. That being said. Those sons a b!tches are so dang dumb it's almost sad.
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@Spetsnaz , I wouldn't say clueless you usually have a hint of what they are implying but you aren't sure if thats just how they are you don't want to make a wrong move because that could end badly it usually just depends on how well you know the girl and knowing how she usually acts
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@Scaly man fish, yes, this exactly. It's like, well that could be a signal... Or maybe she's just being funny/joking around... Whatever, I don't wanna make it awkward, just gonna do nothing...
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I was at a REAL soccer game with a girl. We had churros and popcorn. She said her hands were sticky from the sugar and I said that mine was slippery. She said that the 2 combined would make something and I said it would make a mess. And continued to watch the game ignoring her. Fml
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@Firesplinter, Smooth as fvck
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Number 9 knows what he prioritizes
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@MrFaceKickerMan, damn straight, nothing wrong with that
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@MrFaceKickerMan, damn straight, nothing wrong there
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@MrFaceKickerMan, I thought he was attending a pageant.. Miss Dragon Ball Z
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True story. Freshman year, I had a girlfriend who came over and was lying on my bed with my boxers on, no panties. I was also in my room, playing tekken 2 on playstation (this is circa 2001). I enjoyed my night. No ragrets.
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@SWAT, I have a similar true story, freshman year, a female friend asked if she could come to my dorm room for a nap, she proceeded to take off her shirt and pants, and got under the covers, my roommate got the hint and left. I decided to play Black ops and let her sleep.
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@bronze512, I too had an experience in junior year. My friend grabbed my penis on the school bus and she was wet. Everything was going smoothly...I went to her house,clothes getting off andddddd her little brother comes in. .__. Fml.
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@Ilovewolves, cockblocking is totally different.
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Number 8 "and by coffee I mean hardcore penguin sex"
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Number 9 has his priorities straight
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Sadly I could see myself doing a lot of these...
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Girls. Men are stupid, boys more so. You NEED to spell it out for them.
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@I Are Lebo, Guys, women are complicated and demanding, girls even more so.
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@Beograd, you forgot to mention, we're also crazy.
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Haha this... never happens to me.... Hah... ever... hah *sobs*
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@FlyingTortoise, I feel you
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I don't understand. Can someone tell me why they are single? Is there a reason?
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@Ice Deliverer, if you're serious, it's because all the girls were trying to give hints. Some were more obvious than others but all where there. Girls don't like to be blunt. It's easier to be subtle and to hope guys pick up on it.
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@ShayMuddafzckinDavis, we don't understand "subtle" we need landing lights and a manual.
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As someone with a completely clueless boyfriend, this speaks to me
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@Debby Downer, as an unobservant male, this puts the fear of God in me
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Many won't see my post. But this is me to a degree I'm willing to admit. Freshman year in college me and this cute girl were always the "side couple" to just a company some friends that had a thing for each other. We would watch movies and she would lean her head at my shoulder. I allowed it because I though she was tired. She left that semester and then texted me a whole later that she will be in town for a couple days and wanted to see me. All I said was, "sorry got stuff to do". This is what happens when you self esteem is low and you don't get hit on ever. I wish I could have those moments back.
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Number 8 is straight from Seinfeld....
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@TheDoctorsTARDIS, Glad someone else noticed that.
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After a dance freshman year me and my date were talking alone outside and she repeatedly said she felt cold and every time i responded by saying "really? it doesn't feel that cold, weird"
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I don't understand what happened in the first one? He stayed still so she could sleep? Isn't that good? Wtf?
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@Colorado, I can't tell if you're being serious or not...
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@Dot, hey, I don't get it either
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@Colorado, oh. now I get it, I think. instead of spooning or banging her he just lay there perfectly still
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Is it bad it took me a second to figure out the problem on some of these
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@Beograd, I still don't understand #4, if you do, can you explain it to me?
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@Grover Underwood, He was supposed to go over there and have sex but he never made the move
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I really don't understand why people can't just say what they want. What's wrong with "Hey, wanna have sex on Tuesday? Great, I'll be by yours at 3pm. See you then." Or "Hey, would you like to go on a date? We could go rock climbing."
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Many of these are called "being a gentkeman"
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Number 9 has his priorities straight.
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Men are oblivious,thats a fact, we only survive as a species 'cause we learn from mistakes
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When I read number 9 I wanted to kiss that guy through my screen and say "you sir have OVER 9000 people that would do the same thing as me"
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Numbers 4, 6, 19 and I have a lot in common -_-
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I met this cute girl at my friends party and we talk during it and when me and my friend took her home l was in the back seat and she gave me a folded napkin and said "don't lose this". I thought it was some joke and just thought it was a used napkin so I threw it away, it wasn't until later when she added me on Facebook and messaged me she told me she wrote her number on it.
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This is made up. At least, my self esteem really wants this to be made up so I don't cry that this stuff doesn't happen to me.
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Makes me sad that I can't even get a chance at any of these..
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as a girl I don't really feel sorry for these ungrateful brats
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Most of these guys were just being polite
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I'm a chick and I did one of these to my ex boyfriend while we were together. We were ice skating and he said his hands were cold and I'm like "What did you expect, a tropical paradise? Bring gloves next time."
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Not to long ago me and this girl were alone at her place just having a swell time when she randomly pushes me on the couch and gets on top of me. Well me in all my wisdom start laughing and asked her what the hell she was doing which caused her to sigh and get off. Yup. True story sadly enough.
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Number 5 was pretty funny
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Picture all these girls as ugly and you got yourself a bunch of dodged bullets
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This is how I am around girls...
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Some people say I'm pretty clueless when it comes to stuff like this. My response to them: "wait, what?"
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And guys complain about being friendzoned...
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Wow, wtf author, sometimes these things arent signs, and if you pursue ur a fvcking rapist or perv
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#8 is ripped straight from seinfeld!!
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And i thought i am a loser!!!
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I demand for more!
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I feel like id do like have of theses
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Different communication skills. Women expect Men to read their minds. Hinting could mean many things!
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This list makes me want to commit seppuku.
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I'm pretty sure #13 could be considered statutory.
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I saw a list similar to this once before so there are actually more than 21 guys out there that r this stupid
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"Hey gals, listen, if you want the D, just say so. Explicitness can mean the difference an awesome night vs a sore butt hole in prison"- The Union of Somewhat-but not really- Sexy Men.
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Number 9 that guy has his priorities in order if you miss one episode of dragon ball z in the 90's it was going to be awhile before you could watch it because high speed internet didn't exist yet.
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I don't understand number 1
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Miss Dragonball z sounds like a nice lady
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Ironic 13 is a number of badly k associated with the devil, and 13 also would've been a sin hmm irony
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Well sometimes girls aren't all that clear or obvious as they think. I know I'm a female and I have encountered quite a few clueless fellows until I realize I wasn't being obvious enough. Now I just say directly what I want. Saves time.
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It's rather easy to not feel bad for anyone there. Hell I'm probably most of those guys there. Girls, us males do not understand your unbelievably subtle hints you like us. Take it from the glove story that's here: girl says her hands are cold, guy tries being nice and gives her gloves. She rejects them and therefore confuses him as to why she complained. I get that she wanted him to hold her hands (after a bit) but on the spot, no male is gonna recognize that as a "hold my hand" signal. Thank you for reading.
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Number 9 had his priorities straight.
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Lucky Miss Dragonball Z... But seriously, these were amusing and painful to read.
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Was at a dance in 5th grade when this cute girl asked me to dance with her. Being the dumbass I was, I said, "I'D RATHER DIE THAN DANCE WITH YOU!" God dammit I was retarded.
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#storytime
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Maybe now guys will know when girls are flirting
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I'm glad I'm a pretty blunt chick when it comes to this kind of stuff.
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In all honestly, the girls should have been a little (a lot) more forward instead of making the poor guys geuss
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Fu@k man!!! I just spent 5mins writing a personal and similar experience and all of a sudden the sh!t got deleted..
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Stopped reading after the first few. It was too depressing
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Some of these aren't 100% the guys' fault though
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O god i cant read, too much cringe in my eyes
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Story of my life.
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I'm laughing now, but I would probably do something like this my self.
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number 6 actually happened to me...except i didnt actually call her later
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Even if women use suttle hints, the level of "im diggin for D" is so high here that even gays would be flattered.
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Painful how relatable a lot of these are.
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Nothing wrong with 13. 16 needs to be shot
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Dope slap to #16
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.10 I would have unzipped my pants
Sorry for the girls? This should be titled "Logical Thought Process vs How Women Expect You to Think".