Well she IS his girlfriend. So apparently the trick to getting a girlfriend is only owing 2 shirts.
What the guy thought
1. Oh she looks really pretty.
2. Pretty again.
3. She is perfect for the ritual sacrifice to Satan.
4. Wow does she ever not look pretty?
@turtledragon, what was the third one again?
@Chimera Ant, she's perfect
Don't ask about the underwear
@the fork, what underwear?
@the fork, don't ask about my pants either
@the fork, I wear 'em front. I wear 'em back. I go inside out. Then I go front and back.
I have at least 3