It's that small even when he is rock hard?
@Tactical Bagel, His erection has lasted more than 4 hours. Somebody call a doctor
@ColdCanadian, Don't call a doctor, find someone to share it with
@Tactical Bagel, I think Brandon Novak's would be the same. To explain, I was at a Fvckface Unstoppable gig and Novak went onstage naked.
@Tactical Bagel,@ColdCanadian, you two win the Internet for today. *respectfully logs off for rest of day*
All flacid d!cks are that small. Right? Right?
@GrumpyKat, That's not flaccid, it's rock hard.
@Dick Gayson, you... Damn you and your excellent puns
@GrumpyKat, "Japan is grower, not shower"
@GrumpyKat, here is interesting information!! Back in the day, having a small penis was a sign of maturity and class. A person with a big penis was seen as a person who couldn't control their sexuality and was aggressive.
This is so far away from what Michaelangelo intended.
*obligatory comment about finally having a chance at top comment but not having anything clever to say*
@Lucoreyo, Ironic. You made an unclever comment about making unclever comments.
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1000 generations? 500 years later? Anyone else notice this?
@Just a doctor , I've met people who consider a generation 5 years. Anyway, he said they'd do it for a thousand generations, not begin doing a thousand generations later.
Yea but his balls are the size of grapefruits.
So interesting factoid: while it's impossible to see from a normal standing position, looking straight on at the face of the statue of David, his face is contorted in fear. The statue is meant to represent just before his fight with Goliath. Since the penis shrinking is a natural response men have to fear/stress (to protect the baby makers) his penis size is perfectly average given the situation.
@TheBookEscape, you're right. The David was sculpted anatomically correct to portray the scene (David vs Goliath)
Sort of related but not really. I heard that most guys dont like giving head/eating pussy? is this true?
@Dragondoot, no. About 80% "really enjoy" cunning linguistics
@Dragondoot, I think it's fun