I can't think of anything all the good chemistry jokes argon.
@Vault Tec, Hah!
@Vault Tec, the iron-y in these puns are gold, I mean they are sodium funny.
@Vault Tec, now to barium
@An Actual Scientist, Their GRADE-A jokes.
"Hey baby, are you Marie Curie? Because you're glowing hot! 😎"
"You're also dying of radiation poisoning."
Well awww shucks, Is that the Schrödinger wave equation I see?
What about magnetic anisotropy?
CH3COOH is acetic acid/vinegar if anyone was wondering.