My current wife was once the babysitter. Sending this to her now.
@ThePandaPool , “current” IDk man… that sentence has a lot of weird vibes to it.
@Rodestarr, I was trying to streamline the comment for sake of humor. It sounds better like that than:
I met my wife when I had already dumped my ex, and I needed help during the day with childcare since I worked overnights and needed to sleep sometime. She ended up pursuing me until I finally caved. We dated for a few years and now we have been married for 8 with 2 more kids.
See? Loses any humor.
@ThePandaPool , yes but gains a whole lot of wholesome. Your first comment implies that you cheated on your wife, which initially put me in disbelief because everything else you've posted I believe you to be a genuinely good person tbh.
@TheStarHawk, I can be a real dick, but I'm as loyal as they come.
@ThePandaPool , is the thrill still there??
@megamanx181x, oh we know how to keep it interesting.
@ThePandaPool , Idk man… that sentence has a lot of funny vibes to it
@ThePandaPool , it's really unfortunate that that kind of nice thing happened to you given what a lying sad sack of shjt troll you are, but everyone on this app is dumb enough to believe what you say anyway, do I guess they get what they deserve. Just goes to show how unfair life is.
@Captain Swordsman, BAH HA HA HA HA HA!! Funniest shjt I read all day. Thank you for that. Lol
@ThePandaPool , the choking…
Dude. With everything going on with your sister is this really the time to be spitting vitriol? Are you really so full of piss and vinegar you can't put aside your petty, moronic vendetta and instead focus on your own family, instead of crapping on someone else's?
Or are you so pathetic and miserable that you can't function unless you do your best to try and ruin a wholesome comment? What an absolutely pathetic excuse for a human being. Get off fp. Go focus on your sister and your family. Be a better person.
@LaDarkProphet, I was on the shjtter when I wrote that comment, dude. Not a whole lot I can do "for my family" from there. You know, when I was a teenager, this app used to be a whole lot better before you two came along and started shjtting it up. You want to talk about me being "full of piss and vinegar" but you and the guy you simp for target people here and harass them, spread lies, and sockpuppet to keep your upvotes up. You dig up shjt people allegedly did from the past, which often isn't true, and then get everyone to gang up on them like this is fvcking Twitter. As of I needed another reason to miss the old days, you and ThePandaDouche had to come and ruin one of the last bastions of a better time that I had. And FYI, TPP is the one who started this "petty, moronic agenda", just like he did with all of his other lie-fueled ones. Go ahead and say what you want about me, idc. 1/2
@LaDarkProphet, 2/2 the one thing you do have a point on is that I have way bigger, more important shjt to focus on than the hollow shell of Funny Pics, aka The Panda Pool and Friends show. Thanks for reminding me of that. I'm gonna put my phone down now. Peace.
@LaDarkProphet, this makes me wonder if this is shjttylasers main account, because there isnt anyone else that I've gone after. Funny thing is I've been here for years, and not with the same name. That guy has always been a dick.
@ThePandaPool , I’m sorry man. But I kind of agree with him. I got love for ya but haven’t forgotten how you straight up bullied me bc I was commenting on top comments and that pissed you off. Now you out here double commenting on your own comment for upvotes. A lot of time passed since and we moved on. But don’t be a bully and talk shjt about someone else dude. This community needs better, we all in the same boat, why you making holes?
@seeUpee, straight up bullied you with a single comment? I had no idea you were so sensitive. Making top comment had nothing to do with it either. Everything you said was in your face and with exclamation points, and I told you to calm down a bit because people are gonna get tired of it, but you got all butthurt over advice. Whatever. I dropped it immediately. You didnt apparently. My double comments are generally 2 thoughts or if I came back to a comment that i wanted to add too, and my phone hates the edit button, but feel free to critique every little thing i do apparently.
And bully? I make a scene with one person here because he has been the most toxic person to appear on this app since liberachi left.
Now this guy here is all over me because I told off one of his antivax buddies the other day, and that screws with his worldview so i dont care one bit about his opinion.
@Captain Swordsman, Welp. This is what you get for trying to be nice. Do yourself and everyone a favor then Captain POS. Delete this app and fvck off.
Go spend some time with your sister, and quit using this app that you apparently hate anyway. If this is such a sore and toxic place for you then fvcking leave you moronic imbecile. Why stay at a place you hate? Or is your life so fvcking pathetic you can't process unless you make yourself as angry and miserable as possible? Is the only shred of happiness you can suck out of life is to make everyone else as miserable as you are?
Genuinely curious why you haven't fvcked off already. Especially since you claim to have something better to do. 🤔
@Captain Swordsman, lol! Jesus dude wtf is wrong with you
@ThePandaPool , who is shjttylasers?
@ThePandaPool , yeah but now us total strangers know you’re a good person
@Mantis Tobaggan, chedlaysir
@guppythewhite, I have my moments.
@ThePandaPool , ah gotcha
@seeUpee, was that a Tom MacDonald reference?
@Prime Umbra, Bahahah it was! You cultured as well!
@seeUpee, lol most definitely am! Been a fan of his for quite awhile!
Thought I was on xhamster for a minute
@seeUpee, xvideos* for those truly cultured
@seeUpee, dude. Look up in the comments. I think ol captain is losing it.
@Ray213, *ahem* xnxx if you please
@Ray213, duuuude! Yeeeea! I use a private browser and xhamster asks me if I’m 18 every single new page I open. Now xvideos doesn’t. You my maaaaan! Also… Hot Coffee got it down too. If you haven’t visited motherless.com… you should
@Hot Coffee, ehhh xnxx was a throwback but definitely lost a lot of luster
@seeUpee, motherless and the free content on blacked definitely make for quick trips during my research cause the content is that good
@Ray213, damb. I have seen things I cannot unsee…
@Hot Coffee, you’re welcome my friend
See? Now the whole family is happy