It was broken when I got here
@ TouchMyCatEars, don’t lie!
@megamanx181x, the only lying I do is in the warm spot your ass leaves on the sofa when you get up for a minute to grab a drink from the fridge
@ TouchMyCatEars, I am coming right back! Move it!
@ TouchMyCatEars, Why are your eyes shifting? Is it because of the smoke from the fire in front of you? The fire that's burning a sign that says "dragons not welcome"?
@megamanx181x, ya snooze ya lose, bonehead! 😼
@SimonPetrikov, well that and I'm high as shjt!
@ TouchMyCatEars, *picks you up and throws you*
@ TouchMyCatEars, I prefer the warm toilet seat. It's like a kiss from someone else's ass
@megamanx181x, Pussy abuse!!
@The Lifeguard, you like ass to ass then? Nice.
@ TouchMyCatEars, you’ll land on your feet like always
@ TouchMyCatEars, 👀
@ TouchMyCatEars, you and my dog. Spot stealers!
@mas2de, you gotta learn not to move. When you get up it's free real estate!
@ TouchMyCatEars, but ai had 5 on it. And it's warm real estate. That's fine. I can move you pretty easily. *picks you up, sits back in my spot and sets you on my lap. Gives scritches.*
@mas2de, see @megamanx181x??! THIS is how you handle that situation!
I will still give it pats
Aww kitty thinks it’s menacing