i thought that was his d!ck for a solid minute.
@Stanford Pines, wtf do you think a djck looks like
@A Math Dealer, like that
@A Math Dealer, Scaley, has gills... About tree-fiddy inches.
@A Math Dealer, it does look a little fishy....
I don't give a carp, I'm not leaving.
@Stanford Pines, maybe if you're aquaman
@A Math Dealer, like a fish-dick
@Stanford Pines, I had the same problem, an then I was like "hahah oh dan, those are keys".
@Barry Dylan, *ahem* you metioned tree fiddy?
@Stanford Pines, thats ok, I thought it was a dildo
Holy shjt, Kanye West is pocket-sized?
Hahaha, so tru... *pats pockets down like I'm doing the macarena* Wait, where's my fish. *Finds wet lump in back pocket and sighs with relief.* Nevermind. We're all good, I've got it.
When you forget to pull up your zipper
The keys symbolize our control over privacy, the wallet symbolizes power, the phone symbolizes connection to the world, and the fish symbolizes your mom.
Think about it...how many people keep your mom in their pocket?
Still more likely to have a fish than a wallet full of cash
Never leave home without your trusty pocket-fish.
@Psyknis, or your pocket sand
What the Halibut is that in the last frame?
Chicago transit authority.
Or you forget that you don't have to carry your rifle anymore but you still have random heart attacks when you don't feel it draped across your body when you walk out of a building.
I two drop my fish
Anyone else remember that Trident gum song?