What a sharp idea
@Psycho Kitty, id tap that..
@Blackfrost273, I'd take a slice of that!
I would literally just sleep through the alarm going off.
@Biscottiiii, that is literarily my biggest struggle in life
@Biscottiiii, I have that exact same alarm. I have slept through it a few times if I had a late night before
@Biscottiiii, I would hit it by pure impulse and start my day in the ER getting my fingers reattached.
*presses down on handle*
@Devils Avocado, Only if Satan wants some guacamole. *waits for people to get the joke*
It makes the off button dangerous too so why
Why you late?
I had to go to the hospital.
Still worth an extra 5 minutes
I looked at this for nearly a full minute before I even noticed the knife
*hits snooze anyway* worth it
On the list of smart ideas, this isn't on it.
I usually hit the alarm in my sleep now, so this would not fare well.
I can't tell what's funnier... the picture... or the fact that it's 12:04 AM when they are taking the picture.
*not today sleep! Not today!
My face after I fap
Prank that went to far no. 7
Looks like Chuck Norris forgot his alarm clock again.....
But knives don't work ad long as you aren't cutting. Basically if you just slam it down open palm the button would still press without cutting yourself because you basically have to saw for a blade to work.
@Slaydesilver, that would only be if it's a really dull, crappy knife. A sharp, well taken care of knife would still slice up your hand if you slammed it down on it... That's why you can throw a tomato at a well situated knife and cut it in half... That's also why swords like katanas work..... And butcher's knives work purely based on force not sawing..... There are many other examples that prove this to be effective