Talking about hot pockets, this one time I was high off my ass. I went to a 7-11 to buy a HOT POCKET. One of those 1lb ones. So I throw it in the microwave and I exit the shop. I begin to eat my hot pocket as I walk back home. I do not remember living so far away. I've been walking for hours and I already finished my hot pocket. I'm still hungry. I look up to see where I am...I'm across the street from the 7-11...it's been two minutes since I left the place. Where was I walking this whole time? Did I just eat a scorching hot Hot Pocket in under two minutes? (True story)
@Real Deadpool, I usually don't eat when I'm high or drunk but this one time i was super high and i realized how hungry i was so i go and get a bag of Doritos and a soda and start eating, I was so stoned that i didn't realize I ate the entire bag and drank a two liter mountain dew. I thought 5 minutes had past but in reality an hour went by and everyone told me I was zoning out watching pee-wees playhouse. No regrets.
@KillerofJokes, .......this one time I ate a sandwich in under a minute....I wasn't high though
@YesMaster, Good for you drugs are bad.
@YesMaster, The world needs more people like you
@YesMaster, one time I ate a jumbo party-sized bag of chips and a half-gallon of coke in under ten minutes.
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, #storytime
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, #bestcomments
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Deadpool AND Watchmen reference??? ALL THE LIKES
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And after that, just the whores
Maybe after a chimichanga*
Oh lord thank hi-res.
Shouldn't it say Flapjack?
We might have just found a new viral meme!!
Que Jim Gaffigan
God I love Deadpool