The entire post is magnificent
@KaijuKoitus, I agree. Long, but definitely worth it
I guess you could say he's... No longer alive :D. Am I doing it right.
The city worker should have apologized for being late, unless he wasn't a real Canadian
@I shjt you not, it was our deep undercover agent sent from Alaska to recover the raccoon's body so we can use it as leverage in the Canadian rebellion.
For some reason this actually makes me kind of sad
@ObsceneGestureAlert, I'm just grossed out. People are playing with a dead raccoon!
@notMrWonka, it was funny. What's sad is that the city left it there for 15 hours
IN CANADA THEY MAKE A MEMORIAL FOR THE RACCOON! IN THE STATES IT WOULD BE RAPED! THIS IS WHY PEOPLE LIKE CANADA MORE THAN US GUYS!
This is the best thing to ever internet
This is one of the many reasons why I fvcking love my country
Oh. Well, um, I'll just go cry over a dead raccoon now.
I remember hearing about this when it was happening on the radio. It's basically one of the best things I've ever experienced in my life. I will laugh at this until I'm 80.
This is sad
I saw it on twitter at the end, the raccon had its own twitter account
He was too good for this world
gone but not forgotten.
There are literally 5 dead raccoons and a dead cat on my route to school. The cat is from this morning and the raccoons have all started to decay. Makes me sad.
This reminds me of my neighbor! Except he was a human. And killed him and hid his body in my shed. And burned the shed. This doesn't relate at all actually. Forget I said anything
Personally I don't find this funny. I would have removed the animal myself. But hey. That's just me.
Well that was a waste of time reading. Fvck that raccoon. He is prolly killed himself because he realized how worthless he was
It's just a raccoon...
This was beyond stupid.
Oh my gosh.
Norm kelly is possibly the chillest guy to ever live
*shows to Canadian girlfriend*
Didn't they put a headstone there afrerwards?
@Gamasennin, they actually did & someone stole it
Where I live someone would have just kicked it into the street after a couple days where it would have been flattened and then slowly disintegrate over the course of a few months
*alien guy* canadians
So Toronto is raccoon city? Never expected them to make zombies
As an inhabitant of the GTA I can confirm this is true
Seriously @norm is my favorite person on Twitter