Cat dealing with it.
As I headed back to the party without the fried potato snacks I had promised, I felt a sense of dread and self loathing. I was always too hard on myself and this failed mission didn't help to rectify that. So I returned to the party empty handed, but the hosts didn't seem to mind probably because they were a little intoxicated. Out of nowhere, host Mystique grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the location of her cat. The cat was dressed up in a pair of shades and lay down in a relaxed fashion. This spectacle amused me and rid me of my self loathing.
@afro samurai2012, do you look at all the pictures in the update and then come up with the story, or do you just write it as you go along?
@Draco MaIfoy, as I go along
@afro samurai2012, that's cool. You're really talented and should keep it up :)
Beware, incoming enemy pussy jokes inbound.
@Sofa King Stupid, well... I can deal with pussy...
I'm a product of the user name!
@Thinlizzy, most of us are, it just depends on if parents will admit it
@Metzger, it's amazing to look at some people and think, "that was the chosen sperm that beat out millions of others..." I'd hate to see the product if the others made it through.
@SWAT, very scary...
@SWAT, who knows if the other sperm cells might have been better. The sperm with the best DNA does not always make it there the quickest
I'm feline fine.
Oh god did i seriously upload this
Why is it so bad?
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