She looks like a ham. You know, when you put string around a ham? Exactly.
@A pet named Steve, rings a bell.
@A pet named Steve, *patrick voice* i dont get it.
@TheGoogler, To cure ham I believe you have to tie it with string and hang it in a smokehouse/room. That's what this woman looks like
@A pet named Steve, my thoughts exactly
@A pet named Steve, well, you've just ruined ham for me.
@A pet named Steve, All we need is a ukulele and a grass skirt. Oh you got matches?
@OneHellOfAButler, why thank you. You live up to your name.
Just a few questions...
1.) How did she take the photo
2.) Who tied her up
3.) What even is this contraption
4.) Who can hook me up with on of those
5.) How does one even use it
@CompleteSavage, yes to all
@CompleteSavage, 1-2Very likely another woman
3) its for hardcore bdsm play
4) Call me 1800illbringwhipstoo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5) You don't use it, I do (¬‿¬)
@CompleteSavage, what questions?
@CompleteSavage, me, me, a giant sex machine, me, you get hooked up and I use you.
@CompleteSavage, contact her and she can help you and you can join her
@CompleteSavage, 1. Someone answered a craigslist add 2. A second person answer e a craigslist add. 3. I'll tell you when you're older. 4. See question 1 or 2. 5. I'll tell you when you're older.
This should really go on the company website to advertise how incredibly strong it is. "Other sex swings can only hold regular human females, but ours can hold an actual full grown buffalo"
@Domogle, soooo messed up but I laughed really hard at your comment 😂 have an upvote!
Does anyone here know how to speak whale?
@Ethan Bradberry, UUUUUUUGHAAAAAAAAAAA
@TrueIrishLad1916, that sounded more orca
Ok who hung up the Christmas ham in February?
Well, I guess I'm gay.
Can we just all agree to leave her there? Just close the door, lock it, and throw away the key. That way she can't eat anybody else like she did the people that tied her up in the first place and took the pictures.
Oh God. Please no..
50 Shades of Gravy
Benefit of a fat chick....you can have a different crack every night
Wtf is the weight rating on such structure?
Brings new meaning to the term "Hogtied"
Those must be the same cables they use on suspension bridges
Looks like a walrus caught in a fishing net
Fun fact: that metal frame wasn't so bent when she bought it.
Isn't whaling illegal?
if someone waits long enought you will get shish kabbabed from the ropes and then we can feed people finally
Annnnnnnnd bdsm has been ruined for me
Excuse me while I go murder this wale
She looks as happy as she did when she found that chicken wing under her chin.
They would have to be REALLY "special"
Whaling turns me on
Thanks, now I'll never eat again...
Okay but who took these for you?
@Praise Satin, and who tied her up?
@mcclutch19, probably the last guy she hit on before he ran away
@Praise Satin, "thanks mom, now get out!"
You could look around a wharf for a sea lion