Ah, Poseidon's kiss
@horker orgy, it's one less wipe you need to take. I appreciate that.
Woudn't the second button solve the first problem
@TheBigQ, no, the Earth still has limited space to grow food. It would allow them to buy it, but that would cause a shortage in food. AKA, hunger.
@Chicken In A Biskit, I mean the world has enough resources for all humans on earth, if not more. The problem is that we developed nations have unsustainable consumption habits.
@TheBigQ, and the third maybe
Put a bit of paper down and it won't splash. The more you know.
@RiffRaff, I can confirm this
@RiffRaff, I have tried this and it did not work
I poop in the shower so I don't have to worry about this
@Bob8619, hey cool we get an edit button now.
@Bob8619, Constant diarrhea or waffle stomp?
@Gamasennin, waffle stomp
That is what the splash suppressor first piece of paper is for.
That's why I always deploy my patented half roll of protection! No Poseidons kiss for this butt crack!
This is really funny for me, because, crazy as it sounds, I was actually taking a poop whilst looking on funny pics.
What are the odds?
To be fair, by ending world poverty you are at the same time effectively ending hunger.
Wait.. people don't like when that happens?
But that's the toilet trying to help clean you. It also helps when you have fiery poops after eating shít from places like Taco Bell
This only happens in America... everywhere else in the world, toilets aren't so filled with water that the water attacks your butt with each turd dropped
Everytime the water touches your rusty sheriffs badge you get to make a wish
I dunno. Pushing the green button seems like it would also solve the red button dilemma.
Also, that whole poop water thing never happens to me, so....
@I Are Lebo, my fear is that one day I'll poop too much and forget to do a relief flush and my balls will hit the top of the shïtpile.
That would mean that he Laws of physics would no longer exist, so have fun being dead
@WickedStyx, the* how
Perfect priorities! Someone finally gets it!
Can I phone a friend on which one to press
Sign me right the hell up!