...and tell Funny Pics I'll miss them
@Your Grandmas Tits, this should be upvoted more but the Mr Tenacious story stole the spotlight. Have an upvote anyways.
@Totrollornottotroll, thanks 😎 You're cool.
@Your Grandmas Tits, you're cool too even though you bring back traumatic childhood memories every time I see your username. 😳
@Your Grandmas Tits, lol you deserve the spotlight. Less people can be offended by yours. Have an upvote on me:)
@Totrollornottotroll, I'll all be okay...just look at the flowers and it'll be alright
@Mr Tenacious, I feel special 😊 *blushes majestically*
@Mr Tenacious, *clears throat* aren't you forgetting something?
@Your Grandmas Tits, skipping the bromance and giving an upvote.
@AnotherIdiot, Does it still count as a bromance if I'm a girl?
@Your Grandmas Tits, ooooooh, actually didn't think of that. Technically no.
My neighbors are generally good people. They have two kids. One is a young boy that is only eight years old. The other is a beautiful daughter that is 17. I've always felt a connection with their daughter. When they first moved in we were introduced. She was only five at the time, but she had a look of maturity in her eyes. Kindred spirits is what they call it. It is when two people share such a strong connection that one can only chalk it up to pure destiny. When I first looked into her eyes, I knew we were kindred spirits, bound together by the universe itself. I was not a fool, however. I knew that this new found love would be mistaken for pedophilia. I have a wife and kids you see, and they needed a strong father figure. I would have to wait for our love to blossom. Yes, wait for the correct moment, then we would begin out life together in secret, such as that of Romeo and Juliet. We were star crossed lovers. So I waited. I watched her grow up. It was easy to stay close to her, I
@Mr Tenacious, ...hmmm...
@Mr Tenacious, would wake my two kids over for play dates at out neighbors house. I would sit and watch them play with my love in the sandbox. But, as my darling grew older, it became more difficult. She would spend time with her so called "friends". I would yell at my eldest son for not being friends with her. Just when it seemed as terrible as it could
@Your Grandmas Tits, Go on...
@Mr Tenacious, okay WHAT is going on here man?!?!
@Mr Tenacious, u are soooo gay
@Mr Tenacious, I'm gonna be the prick to say it, but these comments aren't really for funny pics. Not solely on the subject itself, but these sort of guilt secrets are probably best off somewhere else, like FML or Facebook (use caution).
@Mr Tenacious, umm...what did i just read?
@Mr Tenacious, possibly get, it got worse. My jealousy was already on edge when she got friends, but then she started babysitting the other neighbor's kids. Oh how I envied them. I would think about how once every month or so, they would have the luxury of having her take care of them. She would hold them, love them. I often thought about being those kids and being babysat by her while having sex with my wife. I had to stop because I came to fast when I did that. Then, I had an idea. Once a year the family went on a vacation to the beach for a week. We would rent a shoreside condo. I pretended to throw out my back, and told them to go
@AOL, Thank you, AOL. That comment was probably the best thing you've done yet
@Mr Tenacious, ...hmmm...is this a real life story? I'm I going to have tell people to hide their kids and their wives? ...hmmm...
@AOL, its probably going to end in a joke where this is a movie from a diff perspective like the old scooby doo post from freds perspective
@Mr Tenacious, I feel like this is going somewhere that is going to make us all face palm from how we couldn't figure it out............
@Mr Tenacious, I'm creeped out by u
@Mr Tenacious, aaaannnndddd????
@Mr Tenacious, What the fvck kind of wannabe Vladimir Nabakov shjt is this? Why is it upvoted? Am I missing something?
@Mr Tenacious, oh hey guys what's everyone going on abou.... WHAT THE FVCK
@Mr Tenacious, on without me. I then called up the neighbors and asked if martha( my kindred spirit) would be able to baby sit my youngest son. I told them the wife and I are leaving for a few days, and that my eldest son was staying at a friends house. She just needed to make sure my seven year old was okay. The deal was sealed. It was time to prepare. I went to ikea and bright a crib, then went out and bought an adult diaper. They only sold them in packs, so I had to buy 4. I didn't mind though. It was for my love. The day before the scheduled babysitting I went to her house and paid her parents in advance, along with giving them spare keys to the house to give her. Then it was just a waiting game. And oh did I wait with anticipation. I saw through the window her come up to the front door and open it. She then went up the stairs.my instructions were that my son would already be asleep, and she was to go check on him. She always about to open the door. I was so excited I was shaking.
@Mr Tenacious, no keeeep going
@Mr Tenacious, what you are doing to this CHILD is disgusting. It wouldn't have been "mistaken" for pedophilia, it IS pedophilia. You are making a 17 year old child your prey; you are a predator. I really hope this is going to be one of those plot-twist-didn't-see-it-coming kind of endings, otherwise you are complete scum.
@garage band chick, He does this all the time. None of his stories are true.
@garage band chick, if he really did this, do you actually think he would be stupid enough to post it somewhere?
@Mr Tenacious, for years I had dreamed of this moment. This was the moment when we finally expressed our feelings for each other. Us, kindred spirits, united at last. It was then she opened the door. She looked confused of the crib. She peered down at me. I was in the crib, naked, ready to be taken care of like a good little baby. She let out a shriek."goo?" I said. "Get away from me!!!" She shouted. I went out of the crib, and was on all fours crawling after her. "No" I shouted." I already paid you for this! You have to take care of me!" As I said this her face turned pale white. She began gagging uncontrollably. I then loudly shat my diaper." This is when you change me!! Change me goddammit!! Change and love meeee!!" She ran down the stairs, almost tripping, and out the door. 5 minutes later I heard sirens outside my door. When the police came in, I tried to outsmart them. I began acting like a baby. They somehow saw right through me. They threw me in the police car diaper still full
@Mr Tenacious, "friends"
@Mr Tenacious, you are captivating me with your weirdness please continue
@Captain Britain, I don't actually believe it's true, but if somebody could think this up then... Well it's fvcked up and it's not a funny story to me. I'm simply stating how I feel on the subject matter, I realize now it came off the wrong way.
@Mr Tenacious, Can you wrap this up? Bat-signal's up and I hear the Riddler is holding some hostages downtown.
@Mr Tenacious, pure beauty.
@garage band chick, if you think that's fvcked up then what about games that allow the player to literally beat a random person on the street to death? Would you put those on the same level?
@Captain Britain, I don't see what that has to do with anything. I don't play those games anyway? And calm down it's 1 AM where I am right now I haven't slept in like three days I read the original comment wrong and wrote a stupid reply I apologize wow...
@garage band chick, I'm not angry, I just like to pick people's brains to see what makes them tick.
@Mr Tenacious, yes, this is my real name
@Mr Tenacious, god dammit I have to get to bed. I'm tired if refreshing and waiting for the story to go on. I expect more from you when I wake up. Good night.
@Totrollornottotroll, I was being dragged out across the yard. Many neighbors had come outside to look at all the commotion. I didn't care. My heart has just been torn to pieces. Nothing was left for me. The jury proclaimed me insane. They moved me into an asylum for the disturbed. I spent five years there before I was declared sane and ready for society. Needless to say i had nothing. My wife left me, and I wasn't allowed to live in my old home. The HOA wouldn't let me. But then I had a moment of clarity. I would not let things like these get me down. It was time to reinvent myself. I would grab hold
@Mr Tenacious, of life from now on. I would no longer sit in the shadows, waiting for my next obsession. I would be unflinching in the face of horror. I would be uncompromising in the presence of difficulty. I would be tenacious. Yes, I thought. I liked the sound of that. I would be Mr Tenacious
@Mr Tenacious, *claps*
@Mr Tenacious, *slow clap then turns to rapid applause* Brilliant sir! Brilliant! *single tear of admiration roles down cheek*
@Mr Tenacious, so are you like a super villain now or?
@Mr Tenacious, I knew it!!! I knew it would end with a joke that we should have seen coming!
@AOL, they're twisted stories that people make up like creepypastas
@Mr Tenacious, At first I was like "hmm okay" then "oh god no" and when I finished, "this is the best thing ever", I applaud you sir. Have all my upvotes!
@Mr Tenacious, "I loudly shat my diaper" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
17 July 2014 #17July2014
Everyone should inform an important person in their life that they are on funny pics. That way if you get hit by a bus they can let us all know.
@ToolOGT92, get hit by a bus? Are you trying to tell us something?
One time I was looking at some really naughty stuff like I would say that this stuff was too steamy for some people....my mom walks Into my room and I just look at her dead in the eyes.....then she just yells at me....how many times have I told you not to jerk it with the banana peels while watching the food channel.....I knew then that I had hit my peak and I was alive
@That kid with sweg, any kid with swag isn't gunna have that high if a peak
"Delete my browser history."-George Washington
This man.... this man is a true bro... R.I.P