*Picks the gun* "Its high noon..."
I just noticed the uploader
Well played, old friend
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, Thanks, my man. Which did you choose?
@Good Guy Satan, the locket.
@Good Guy Satan, that wallet for sure! Although the spectacles and the gun are nice.
@Good Guy Satan, I will gladly give you my soul for that ring. I will finally be able to finish my book. Among other things. Its just a good all round investment. Money is nice and all but being able to tap into your creativity and hidden potential just sounds so much more alluring.
@LaDarkProphet, Yep the ring is a popular one. Although most people wait until marriage before selling their soul.
@Good Guy Satan, HEY-O!
@Good Guy Satan, what a good guy
@Good Guy Satan, i think the wallet and watch are hard sells. You can make more money per day or in chunks than the wallet with a few of the others and the watch drawback is way too long.
@Good Guy Satan, I'll take the watch
@Good Guy Satan, Isnt that what the ring if for? ;)
Why not all of them?
@Majesticmoose00, 365,000 a year in cash and unlimited credit or the ability to steal as much of anything you want several times a day, sounds pretty sweet to me.
So if I kill the demon with the gun, do I get immortality AND all of the cool toys? Best Christmas ever
@Popqwc, @Good Guy Satan, Code Red! Code Red! We got a Winchester over here!
DM: Sigh...ok roll to attack...
@fettman1138, *rolls dice* 1
DM: You throw the gun at the demon causing it to go off and shoot yourself in the knee. The demon then gives you the pacifier of pity as a consolation prize.
@Bleached Buttonhole, aww man you gotta stop doing that!
@The Real Grim Reaper, A Winchester? I don't know I'm gonna let God deal with this one...
@fettman1138, doing what exactly?
@Bleached Buttonhole, Throwing the gun, its a Venture Bros reference.
@fettman1138, didnt catch the reference good on ya mate!
@Good Guy Satan, I think this one's thinking of coming for you, mate
Please make this an anime
All of the above:
It would be one hell of a gift.
As a redhead with a fvckton go freckles, each one being their own soul I accumulated from random people, I believe I have enough souls to trade for all of these. Even if he doubled the cost each time
@Lellow0079, but it says, "in exchange for your soul," so I don't think we can even get any of these seeing as we don't have souls of our own
Spectacles of Envy. Use it on the demon. Blackmail him into handing over the others. Then kill him with the gun of wrath and gain immortality to use all of them for all eternity. Or just gun of wrath, kill him for immortality, and loot the rest off his corpse.
@AllThanks, I don't think you people understand how blackmail works.
@AllThanks, as if the demon cares about you knowing his secrets. And demons are immortal so the gun would be useless on it
Definitely the ring, no question
@Langenator, if it's anything. The ring.
Being depressed sucks and sucking at life is worse.
With this you'd basically be akin to a demi-god. Or a heavenly demon.
Oh shjt. I'd become Doflamingo.
Frick yeah. Confidence and actually not being shjt rulez.
(Stay in school kids)
Both the ring and the wallet would make you successful enough to have the same effect as the locket.
The wallet. Never have to work again.
@Murder Boner, 1000 per day, 7000 per week, ~30000 per month, 365000 per year.
@Tentastic, invest all the cash and just live off credit cards. Easy.
@Murder Boner, but if you had the ring you could get the job of your dreams and excel at it, becoming wildly rich and successful. You could be a famous actor or athlete or world traveler. You could be rich AND totally impressive to everyone around you.
@HolyCatchphrase, that's why the wallet should also be sloth because it would be a hard decision for me between the wallet and the ring since the ring would involve a lot of work
@MeddlingKid, but I feel like just having a bunch of money would make my life kind of shallow and purposeless. I could buy a bunch of stuff but I would still just be me. With the ring I could be whatever I wanted to be, and learn things I would have never learned otherwise, and live life with confidence and determination.
@Murder Boner, or you could use the spectacles to blackmail some billionaire giving you tons of money rendering the wallet useless
1) Get the wallet of greed
2) Travel to he'll (souls are currency there, right?)
3) Use the wallet to buy the other items
@gunitg7007, or you could get the watch and every now and then steal a bunch of money
Probably the ring for me.
@pipesnake, me too. It would make collage much easier
@pipesnake, you could probably also use it to create a fool proof plan to get the other items as well
@Fairy Squad Mother, And college too
Flask and gun are pretty great but I just need something to make my dick bigger
*puts pictures of myself in the locket* it doesn’t work I still hate myself. :’(
Give me the gun...
If I’ve learned anything, it’s that I wouldn’t want a damn thing from any demon in exchange for my soul. Hasn’t anyone played the Witcher 3: hearts of stone?
@Soy un Ranchero,
Exactly, never trust a demon
You could do some pretty good deeds with that wallet
@Captain Anderson, like buy myself a double scoop ice cream!!
I like my soul, I choose none
I'd choose the wallet and wipe out my own debt followed by my families debt, then the countries debt. Then I'd buy profitable businesses so my family would be better off when I dead.
I don't really care about the effect, but I'd like the bright green eyes from the glasses
@Pope Temporal, then you eventually learn what other people think about you and it's just, "yo, look at that dude's eyes."
I have always wanted something like that watch to freeze time.
Although, wouldn’t you age during the time you’ve frozen? Eventually you’d accumulate days of time where you’ve aged ahead of everyone else.
@diamondbolt7, pretty sure that's the curse. All of these have a kicker to them in some way. "Sell your soul" ? This demon is shjting himself if he thinks anyone on this app has those. All we have here is love and really REALLY dark memes.
We wouldn't bat an eye killing a demon for the rest of his toys.
What do I have to do to wield on 7?
That gun is every school shooter's dream
If I lost my loved one I guess I'd take the gun then if not the watch then and in fact I'd use it to get work done behind the scenes because being able to rest while others are working feels all the more better
I think I’ll just keep my soul
Can’t decide between the ring, the flask, and the gun; all of them would be extremely useful to me.
I'll take the locket of lust. I don't need the others, not even money.
Can't choose between wallet, ring, or gun. The ring is the most tempting, the wallet would make life the easiest, and immortality from the gun
Now THAT’S the gun we need to be giving teachers
Not my 10th grade geometry teacher, I despised that woman
Any of them are great
That said the ring properly used or the wallet properly used will probably get you the farthest in life..
definitely the watch, because when time is stopped, you can steal whatever you want, fvck whoever you want, and generally do whatever you want and no-one will know it's you
Wait so if I kill myself with the gun will it just do nothing
The wallet. Imagine how many people you could help :) or the ring cuz I like knowing stuff. Or the watch so I could sleep for as long as I wanted.
*Grabs gun, kills all of Congress
Gun is best. Who wouldn’t want immortality? Become a serial killer.
Easily the ring
These are all win-win. Eternal damnation for free drinks, Hell yes!
The locket because you could have crazy awesome sex all the time. Then you could make a millionaire fall in love with you and use their money.
Honestly I'd take the watch. Think of the possibilities!
This would be a good anime.
I can’t have anything, I sold my soul for a Klondike bar 20 years ago
The ring and the flask are my choices.
Definitely the glasses would love me some green eyes
I choose SLEIFER, THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
Locket of Lust 100% just so I can stop being so lonely.
I would try to negotiate so I could get all of them, keep my soul, and pay it off by killing evil people and letting the demon have the souls
The wallet, I feel like the reason you would want the ring is to get your dream job.. but if you had the wallet you wouldn’t even need to do that. With the wallet you would have the ability to pay for any education you could ever want.. or you could just travel the world for the rest of your life.. it basically would set you free.. but it’s not too much for you to become a complete idiot with it.. I’d say that’s the best answer
I’ve always wanted the powers that come with the watch of sloth, but from these choices I kinda want the ring of pride.
So, with the watch, if I do stuff to people while time is frozen will they remember? This may be a deciding factor.
This sounds interesting as hell
Could you use the ring of pride to figure out a way to get your soul back?
This sounds like a a great set up for an anime or something. Haha
gimmie that gun so i can shoot myself
The ring, because it is literally everything I wish I was. Like, I would genuinely sell my soul right now for that thing.
The most logical is the ring-through it you could obtain most of the benefits from the others. The wallet is tempting until you realize the IRS would be on your ass asking where all the money is coming from which would lead you to money laundering. More stress than it’s worth.
This needs to be a show, an anime... something. Get on it. One of them is trying to kill off and attain all the objects for ultimate power. But who?
*kills and masses about 7 souls*
Okay Satan, I will give you one soul for each.
Not gonna lie that wallet sounds pretty sweet
imma grab the gun my dude
Ring, definitely. Using the ring properly will get you much more than just the wallet, and then you get the benefit of the locket as well.
I think I have the flask already.
Flask of Gluttony, I have a bad habit of staying up for days on end and I wish sleep wasn't a necessary biological function
Kinda want the wallet. Since I pay by card anyways. But can't put a house on a credit card lol.
@hasher22 , just withdraw your limit as a Cash Advance, then wallet the card. Repeat. Deposit millions and buy your mansion.
Some people have enough money that they basically already have the wallet perk without forfeiting their immortal soul.
@Cyb3r, and some people already have half the flask perk
Satan produces such convincing counterfeit with the first option not even he remembers if its real or fake
It's either the watch, ring or gun. I'm thinking it's the watch...