Pancakes so delicious, you'll still want them after they fall into the sewers, and used as a fleshlight by a clown
@add eggs then stir, part of me is thinking you meant to say fleshlight, but another part of me is hoping I’m wrong and the clown just doesn’t know how to use a flashlight.
@add eggs then stir,
Well that ain't so bad.
Edit: wtf, when did it become a flashlight????? it was a flashlight!
Our pancakes float in sh!t down here, yours will float too?
Denny’s is terrible.
iHop is pretty good plus their pancakes are delicious.
Waffle House, my favorite choice. Waffles are delicious and always order your Bacon (light limp, soft cooked). None of that hockey puck burnt to a crisp bacon. Get you some sunny side up eggs and hash browns. Add pepper and Tabasco sauce.
What’s the message? This, is anything, I’d counter advertising.
“You’ll all float down here... because we have pancake rafts. Cool huh?”
“Yeah but it’s literally a sewer.”