this is why I walk fast.
I'm angry at all the people who walk slow
@Atomicking74, I'm always amazed how one person can take up like 6ft of space. Like damn, if you're going to walk slow at least walk straight
“Idk doc I just feel depressed...”
Doctor: “hmmm I noticed you walked in here rather quickly”
Or perhaps they just walk fast not everything has a deeper meaning
Nah, I'm just not slow as shjt, fvck outta my way turtles! I got places to be!
Thought the unhappy man who typed this comment
Look, us short folk are just trying to keep up :)
I dunno. I’m slow as fück and I’m pretty miserable.
If I don't walk fast then the existential dread catches up
The kid that runs home after getting off the bus: "Existence is pain"
Is this a personal attack or something?
No, I just have shjt to do
What if I just have long legs that cover more area with each step?