Fat. Kirby would get Fat.
I have the worst super power in the world. I can see the negativity in even the most positive situations. That’s what Kirby would get.
Completely antisocial and lazy tendencies as well as an overwhelming general apathy and lack of regard for human life and a strict view point that most humans dont deserve the air they breath?
The ability to stay awake way later than I should looking at memes
The ability to talk and have no one listen
@jeewjitsu000, I'm sorry, what?
@SimonPetrikov, Probably just the wind or something
@Awesome Naked Taco, I hear that!
@jeewjitsu000, aka Middle Child Syndrome
The power to kill joy wherever he goes
We get it Tyler. You’re as depressed as I am! Calm those titties dude! We preesh you! Stay with us!
He becomes confusing. Like.. you know thats situation where you need a minor repair but everything else is already perfrct so you do that minor repair and all the sudden nothing works. Well i dont know how but that is the power he gets
Chronic illness, dont do it kirby
What’s with all the depression pics this is really depressing
Muscled Kirby! Oooooh yeah!
The modern day equivalent of that meme
Power to have the urge to say cvnt twice as much
The power to absorb more than he already can
An addiction to survival games